DPool COMPLETE FOGEY LIST, A-F
50 Cent
- The new Tupac Shakur; will probably die the same way.
A. Alfred Taubman
- Shopping mall mogul, former chairman of Sotheby's released from federal prison in May after serving 10-month sentence for fixing prices with rival auction house.
A. Jerrold Perenchio
- Former talent agent runs nation's largest Spanish-language TV network, Univision.
Abdul Aziz al-Hakim
- Number two in the Supreme Assembly of the Islamic Revolution in Iraq (SAIRI), the main Shiite group.
Abdul Qadeer Khan
- Physicist, father of Pakistani nuclear bomb
Abe Vigoda (FFF 2003, 2004, 2006)
- Vigoda often looked dead on the 1970s sitcom Barney Miller, where he played the gloomy and rumpled Detective Sgt. Phil Fish. In 1992 People magazine reported that Vigoda was dead, and by 2001 Vigoda's presumed demise had become such a pop culture joke that even the New York Times mentioned it in a story on his 80th birthday.
Abigail Van Buren (FFF 2006)
- She was advice columnist "Dear Abby" for many years until health problems forced her to retire. Her sister was Ann Landers.
Abu Bakar Bashir
- Terrorist leader of Jemaah Islamiah
Ace Frehley
- Lead guitar in the band Kiss
Achille Maramotti
- Italian founder and owner of MaxMara fashion group. His collection of Renaissance and modern art is one of the largest in Europe.
Adam Ant
- A pin-up singer in his heyday, but now old, fat and suffering from depression. Was detained in 2002 after throwing a car alternator through a pub window.
Adam Sandler
- Movie star who plays mentally challenged characters
Adam West
- TV's Batman
Adnan Pachachi
- Age 81, a liberal Sunni former foreign minister from 1965 to 1967 before the Baath came to power in Iraq.
Adolf Merckle
- Owes his vast fortune to pharmaceuticals. Boasts investments in other sectors, like all-terrain vehicles.
Adrian Swire
- The Swire Group is one of the oldest multinationals in the world: founded in Liverpool in 1816, opened its first office in Shanghai in 1866. Today the family's businesses include Coca Cola bottling facilities in China, real estate development and a marine-services division.
Ahmad Tejan Kabbah
- President of Sierra Leone, 1998-2007
Ahmed Ben Bella
- Leader of Algeria's war of independence from France, later prime minister and president
Ahmed Chalabi
- A secular Shiite and doctor in mathematics. The leading figure in the Pentagon-backed Iraqi National Congress, until he was suspected of being a mole for Iran. Maybe the biggest con ever was pulled when he convinced the Bushies that Saddam had WMDs. Convicted of embezzlement in absentia by Jordan; he faces 22 years in a Jordanian prison if he steps foot in that country again.
Air America Radio
Air Force Falcons
AirTran Airways
- In better shape than most arilines. Chief executive Joe Leonard told federal lawmakers they should let some of his competitors fail. Known as ValuJet before the 1996 Florida Everglades crash.
Akihito
- Acceded to the throne as Japan's Emperor on January 7, 1989, upon the demise of his father Hirohito.
Akira Mori
- Japan's leading real estate mogul.
Akron Zips
Al D'Amato
- Conservative Republican senator from New York.
Al Davis
- Commissioner of the AFL and owner of the Oakland Raiders.
Al Gore
- Winner of 2000 presidential election.
Al Jourgensen
- Workaholic heroin addict considered to be the godfather of industrial rock.
Al Kaline
- Detroit Tigers hitter and broadcaster. Born 1934.
Al Molinaro
- Could "nose" out the other candidates.
Al Pacino
- Stopped a 2-pack-a-day smoking habit in 1994 to protect his voice.
Al Roker
- Roker has been the weather and feature reporter on NBC News' Today show since 1996.
Al Sharpton
- He talks a lot of smack that many rednecks don't take a cotton to.
Al Unser Jr.
- Indianapolis 500 winner in 1992 and 1994. In 2002 he got drunk, hit his girlfriend and left her stranded along a highway.
Alabama A&M Bulldogs
Alabama Crimson Tide
Alabama State Hornets
Alain & Gerard Wertheimer
- Grandsons of Chanel's founder, Pierre Wertheimer. Probably the most tightly held of the big French companies, Chanel remains 100% in their hands.
Alan Alda
- Spent 11 years playing Hawkeye Pierce on the TV sitcom M*A*S*H*.
Alan Boyd
- First U.S. Secretary of Transportation (1967-69), appointed by Lyndon B. Johnson. After term ended, became President of Illinois Central Railroad, and then of Amtrak.
Alan Dershowitz
- The top lawyer of last resort in the country. Former clients include O.J. Simpson, Claus von Bulow, Michael Milken, Leona Helmsley, Jim Bakker, Christian Brando, Mike Tyson, Penthouse, Senator Alan Cranston, John DeLorean, and David Crosby.
Alan Gerry
- High school dropout sought better TV reception by building his own $1,500 antenna tower; later built, bought cable franchises. Sold Cablevision Industries to Time Warner in 1996 for $2.8 billion.
Alan Greenspan
- Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board. Ascended to his current post in 1987.
Alanis Morissette
- Bisexual Buddhist singer/actor
Albany (NY) Great Danes
Albert Brooks
- Standup comic/actor/writer/director. Birth name: Albert Einstein. His brother is Super Dave Osborne.
Albert Frere
- 78 year old billionaire built family's scrap metal business into a cascade of assets in media, utilities and oil. Known as a workaholic who claims he'll never retire, Baron Frere is a connoisseur of fine wine.
Albert Hofman (FFF 2005, 2007)
- Chemist who, in 1938, became the first to synthesize LSD, although he was unaware of its hallucinogenic properties until 1943, when he had a trip after accidentally ingesting a small amount of it. Fifteen years later, he did the future hippy generation another favor when he produced psilocybin, which was to become the active ingredient of magic mushrooms. Born on 1-11-1906.
Albert Ueltschi
- College dropout flew for Pan Am for ten years. Chairman of Orbis International, nonprofit group operating airplanes outfitted as modern ophthalmological labs for doctors in developing countries.
Alberto Bailleres
- Lords over a diversified empire in Mexico that includes the world's biggest silver producer, the successful department store Palacio de Hierro and a major insurance company. Something of a throwback, Bailleres is passionate about bullfighting and horse racing.
Albertson's
Alcorn State Braves
Alec Baldwin
- Was married to Kim Basinger for 8 years.
Alex Karras
- Actor / football player
Alex Trebek
- Hosted Jeopardy! since 1984
Alexander Haig
- In 1981 President Reagan was injured after a failed assassination attempt and Secretary of State Haig famously blundered on TV, claiming constitutional authority ("I am in control here"), when, in fact, the order of succession places the secretary of state below the vice president, the speaker of the House and the president pro tempore of the Senate.
Alexander Lukashenko
- Mentally shaky leader of Belarus. Gave props to Hitler for building a strong state. Rigged re-election in 2001 by using police to silence opponents.
Aleksander Solzhenitsyn
- Exiled from the USSR for 20 years, the massively-bearded dissident writer and winner of the 1970 Nobel Prize for Literature eventually returned home to Russia after the fall of communism.
Alfred Moisiu
- President of Albania
Alice Walker
- Author of The Color Purple
Allan Arbus
- Actor known for his recurring role as psychiatrist Sidney Freedman on M*A*S*H*.
Allen Iverson
- He can definitely do some damage on or off the court
Ally Sheedy
- She joined the "Brat Pack" in 1985 after appearing in The Breakfast Club and St. Elmo's Fire. Despite the huge success of both films, many of her subsequent efforts were relative disappointments, and by the early 1990s she had slipped into all but complete obscurity.
Alonzo Mourning
- Diagnosed with kidney disease, and the debilitating anemia that often comes with chronic disease. Anemia is a potentially life-threatening condition that occurs when the body does not have enough red blood cells, which carry oxygen.
Alonzo Spellman
- Former NFL lineman who has a history of psychiatric problems. Was sentenced to 18 months in federal prison for threatening the passengers and crew on a Delta Airlines flight.
Alu Alkhanov
- Current President of the highly unstable Chechen Republic.
Amancio Ortega
- Spain's richest man and one of the richest self-made entrepreneurs in Europe, he started textile chain Inditex in 1985. Also the most casual: refuses to wear a tie.
Amar Bose
- MIT grad with Ph.D. in electrical engineering started Bose Corp. in 1964.
Amazing Kreskin
- Frequent guest magician on the Tonight Show
Amos Hostetter Jr
- Stockbroker's son partnered with frat brother to start cable company 1963. Sold it twice: first in 1996 to US West for $11B, took it back, then sold in 1999 to AT&T for $58B.
Amy Winehouse
- British jazz singer who loves the drugs
Anaheim Angels
Anaheim Mighty Ducks
Andrew 'Dice' Clay
- Comedian famous for his dirty nursery rhymes
Andrew Sachs
- Played the abused bellboy, Manuel, in the classic TV series "Fawlty Towers".
Andrew Wyeth
- American high realist painter
Andy Griffith
- Actor, best known for "The Andy Griffith Show" and "Matlock". He has put on the pounds and now sells hymnal albums.
Andy Richter
- Conan O'Brien's sidekick
Andy Rooney (FFF 2007)
- Didja ever wake up with pennies on your eyes? I hate that...
Angela Davis
- Black Panther, teacher, professor
Angela Lansbury (FFF 2006)
- Actress and singer; starred in movies "Gaslight" 1944, "The Picture of Dorian Gray" 1945, "The Manchurian Candidate" 1962, "Beauty and the Beast" 1991, television series "Murder, She Wrote" 1984-1996.
Angelina Jolie
- Her childhood ambition was to become a funeral director. She once hired a hitman to kill her, so her family would not think it was a suicide. The hitman talked her out of it. In the June 2001 Rolling Stone she said that during her very early teens she started "thinking about not wanting to be around. It was when the reality of life set in, the reality of surviving." Also, Angelina used to hurt herself during her early teens. She explained in a 2000 Maxim article, "You're young, you're crazy, you're in bed and you've got knives. So shit happens."
Angelo Dundee
- Trainer of Muhammad Ali and Sugar Ray Leonard.
Angie Dickinson
- Specialized in smart, sexy, tough-minded women. Most famous as Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson in the TV series Police Woman (1974-78). Her best-known movie role may be as the plucky Feathers in Rio Bravo (1959) with John Wayne and Dean Martin. She played Frank Sinatra's estranged wife in Ocean's Eleven (1960) and had a cameo in the 2001 remake, which featured Julia Roberts in Dickinson's old role.
Anita Page (FFF 2007)
- Huge star of silent films and early sound films. She is the last person alive who was in attendance at the very first Academy Awards in 1929.
Ann Jillian
- This blonde, round-faced actress has nothing going on upstairs -- she had a double mastectomy in 1985.
Ann-Margret
- "The female Elvis" as she was called, starred in several '60s movies.
Ann Wilson
- She is Heart's main songwriter and has written the classics 'Crazy On You,' 'Magic Man,' 'Barracuda' and 'Straight On.' She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Anne Cox Chambers
- Inherited newspaper fortune started by James M. Cox. $8.7 billion media empire: 17 daily newspapers (flagship: Atlanta Journal-Constitution), 30 non-daily papers, 15 TV stations, 81 radio stations.
Anne Heche
- Actress who really became known due to her high-profile relationship with Ellen DeGeneres. In August 2000, Anne turned up on the doorstep of a stranger's home in a confused state, asking if she could use their shower. In September 2001, Heche faced Barbara Walters on 20/20 and discussed what she referred to as her 31 years of mental illness.
Anne Rice
- In 1972 her daughter died of leukemia. After spending several years in an alcoholic haze, she began to write vampire novels.
Anneliese Brost (FFF 2005)
- 83 year old widow of Eric Brost, a founder of Westdeutsche Allgemeine Zeitung (WAZ), one of Germany's largest media outfits.
Annette Funicello
- Original Mouseketteer, later actress and then Florida Orange Juice spokesperson. Has Multiple Sclerosis.
Angie Brooks
- Liberian diplomat, first female African president of the UN Assembly.
Anthony Earl
- Democratic Governor of Wisconsin, 1983-87
Anthony Hopkins
- Despite portraying a cannibal in 'Silence of the Lambs,' he is a vegetarian. After a bad review for 'Meet Joe Black' he said, 'Acting is bad for mental health. I can't take it any more... I have wasted my life.'
Anthony Kennedy
- Supreme Court Justice. Ronald Reagan's third choice to fill the vacancy created by the retirement of Lewis Powell after Robert Bork's conservatism and Douglas Ginsburg's occasional marijuana use unhinged their respective confirmations.
Anthony O'Reilly
- Sir Anthony made a killing in ketchup; the former head of H.J. Heinz increased the company's market cap from $900 million to $15 billion during his 19-year tenure. Now the Irishman owns a huge stake in Dublin-based Independent News & Media.
Antonin Scalia
- Frighteningly conservative Supreme Court Justice
Antonio Champalimaud
- Elder statesman of one of Portugal's leading business families; now 85 and retired. Fortune comes from his shares in Spain's Banco Santander Central Hispano; also real estate in Portugal; a cement factory, a transportation company and extensive land holdings in Brazil.
António Ramalho Eanes
- President of Portugal, 1976-86
Appalachian State Mountaineers
Ara Parseghian
- Notre Dame head coach for 11 seasons. Later worked as a color commentator with ABC Sports from 1975-1981 and college football analyst for CBS Sports through the 1988 season.
Arch Moore, Jr.
- Republican two-time Governor of West Virginia
Archie Aldis (Red) Emmerson
- Largest private forestland holder in North America (1.5 million acres). Made peace with conservation crowd by selling thousands of acres in Sierra Nevada to preservationists.
Aretha Franklin
- Recorded the mega-hits 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T,' and 'You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman' . She succeeded despite being abandoned by her mother at six years old.
Ari Fleischer
- Dubya's official liaison between the White House and members of the press, acting as the primary spokesperson for the president and delivering the daily White House briefing. Prior to joining the campaign of then-Governor Bush in the fall of 1999, he served as communications director for Elizabeth Dole's presidential campaign.
Arianna Huffington
- Syndicated columnist who transformed from Newt Gingrich Republican to scourge of corporate evildoers.
Ariel Sharon
- The threat of murder comes with the job of Israeli Prime Minister.
Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Diamondbacks
Arizona Wildcats
Arizona State Sun Devils
Arkansas Little Rock Trojans
Arkansas-Pine Bluff Golden Lions
Arkansas Razorbacks
Arkansas State Indians
Arlen Specter
- US senator from Pennsylvania
Army Black Knights
Arne Wilhelmsen
- Cofounder of Royal Caribbean, the cruise ship line.
Arnold Palmer
- Fighting prostate cancer, still designing courses
Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Could all those steroids in his youth finally catch up with him? One day he won’t be back.
Arsenio Hall
- Talk show host who often chanted "woo woo woo" while pumping his fist in the air.
Art Bell
- Radio host who discussed UFOs, witches, crop circles, government conspiracies, ghosts and all manner of strange subjects on a nightly basis.
Art Fry & Spencer Silver
- Fry noticed that a colleague at 3M, Dr. Spencer Silver, had developed an adhesive that was strong enough to stick to surfaces, but left no residue after removal and could be repositioned. Silver wanted to market the adhesive as a spray, or as a surface for bulletin boards on which temporary notices could be easily posted and then removed. In search of a bookmark for his church hymnal that would neither fall out nor damage the hymnal, Fry took some of Dr. Silver’s adhesive and applied it along the edge of a piece of paper. 3M crafted the name Post-it note for these bookmarks and began production in the late 70s.
Art Garfunkel
- Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel are one of the most famous singing teams ever. After their song, “The Sound of Silence” came out in 1967, they took off.
Art Linkletter
- Was on some ancient TV shows. Today keeps himself busy campaigning to take Internet smut out of libraries.
Art Modell
- Art Modell is a liar, a cheat, and the personification of everything that is wrong in sports and in American society. You would be hard-pressed to find a more reviled man in the history of the NFL.
Arthur Blank
- With partner Bernard Marcus, founded Home Depot in 1978 after getting axed from now-defunct Handy Dan chain. Partners are now retired. Blank is now focusing on another kind of fan: he's the owner of the Atlanta Falcons.
Arthur C. Clarke
- Science-fiction great, author of "2001--A Space Odyssey".
Arthur Rock
- Early tech investor made prescient bet on Intel in 1968.
Arthur Williams Jr
- Son of pickle factory worker, former high school football coach started selling life insurance in 1967. Built empire on simple philosophy: "Buy term and invest the difference." Sold to Primerica in 1989.
Ashley Olsen
- Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen from Full House
Ashton Kutcher
- Majored in biochemical engineering in college, which seems bizarre.
ATA Airlines
- A low-cost structure gives it an edge over the big network airlines. Indianapolis-based ATA has deep operating ties with Southwest.
Atal Bihari Vajpayee
- Prime Minister of India, first for a brief spell in 1996, and then again from 1998-2004. Born 1924.
Atlanta Braves
Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Hawks
Atlanta Thrashers
Auburn Tigers
August von Finck
- Son of banker Wilhelm von Finck, who founded insurance giant Allianz and private bank Merck, Finck & Co. After selling the bank to Barclays in 1990, he moved his money to tax-paradise Switzerland, where he lives with wife Francine.
Austin Peay Governors
Axl Rose
- Insert your own crass joke about knocking on heaven’s door here.
B.B. King
- Dedicated to his trademark Gibson guitar “Lucille”, diabetes management, and eating at Burger King.
Backstreet Boys
- This pick is good for any Backstreet Boy: Nick Carter, Howie Dorough, AJ McLean, Brian Littrell, and Kevin Richardson.
Ball State Cardinals
Baltimore Orioles
Baltimore Ravens
Bank of Florida
- In trouble for breaking Nasdaq rules.
Barbara Billingsley
- Mom on the Leave It To Beaver show. Had a great bit part in Airplane.
Barbara Bush
- Presidential mom/former first lady
Barbara Eden
- I Dream of Jeannie.
Barbara Hale
- Best known as Della Street and William Katt's mother
Barbara Kent
- A popular actress in silent movies. Born Dec 6, 1906 as Barbara Klowtmann in Canada. A vivacious brunette, less than five feet tall, Kent became popular as a comedienne opposite such stars as Reginald Denny and Greta Garbo.
Barbara Piasecka Johnson
- Polish-born cook and chambermaid married her boss, Johnson & Johnson heir John Seward Johnson Sr. (d. 1983). After explosive court battle with stepchildren over the estate, "Basia" walked away with over $335 million and a palatial Princeton, N.J. mansion.
Barbara Steele
- She is considered the mother of all scream queens to the post-war generation of horror movie fans.
Barbara Walters
- How did she manage to break into journalism with that lisp, anyway?
Barbi twins
- Identical twin models Shane and Sia Barbi. Risk Factors: Bulimia, Anorexia. Born 1963.
Barbra Streisand
- Singer/actress/director/gay icon. Once married to Elliott Gould, now married to James Brolin.
Barnard Hughes
- Starred in the TV sitcom "Doc", appeared in the movies "Midnight Cowboy", "Tron" and "The Lost Boys"
Barry Diller
- Onetime entertainment mogul says the real future lies online. His InterActiveCorp owns Expedia, Hotels.com, Match.com, Ticketmaster, Home Shopping Network.
Barry Gibb
- Part of the Bee Gees (the tall one), he helped to create the Saturday Night Fever album, which was a huge craze in the late '70s.
Barry Morse
- Played Lt. Philip Gerard in the TV series "The Fugitive"
Barry Switzer
- Coached Oklahoma to 3 national titles (1974-75,85). Resigned in 1989 after OU was slapped with 3-year NCAA probation. Hired as Dallas Cowboys head coach in 1994 and led team to victory in Super Bowl XXX in 1996.
Bashar al-Assad
- Syrian president, born in 1965. Elected by the ruling Baath party after the death of his father, Hafez al-Assad.
Baylor Bears
Bea Arthur
- Actress best known for being TV's Maude and the tall Golden Girl who looked like a man in drag.
Beck
- Born Beck Hansen on July 8, 1970. The quirky rocker first became known in 1994 with the smash hit "Loser."
Ben Bradlee
- Editor of the Washington Post from 1965-91.
Ben Stein
- Deadpanned his way through Comedy Central's "Win Ben Stein's Money." Played bit parts in movies and in Republican administrations.
Ben Vereen
- A famously versatile song-and-dance man. Starred on Broadway and played Chicken George in the TV miniseries Roots (1977). Hit by a car in 1992.
Benjamin Netanyahu
- Politically dead, yet he lives on. Former prime minister of Israel.
Benny Hinn
- Television preacher and faith healer.
Benoit Mandelbrot
- Originated what is now known as fractal geometry. In addition to the discovery of fractals in mathematics, he showed that fractals can be found in many places in nature, leading to entire new fields of exploration in turbulence and also some aspects of chaos theory.
Bernard Arnault
- Luxury-goods king created and still manages the sprawling LVMH luxury-goods empire that includes everything from Louis Vuitton bags to Moët champagne to TAG Heuer watches.
Bernard Ecclestone
- Owns 25% of Formula One
Bernard Law
- Archbishop of Boston. Repeatedly refused to step down despite pressure from scores of Catholics, priests, and politicians amid a growing scandal involving sexual abuse by priests.
Bernard Marcus
- With partner, Arthur Blank, founded hardware juggernaut Home Depot in 1978 after getting axed from now-defunct Handy Dan chain.
Bernard Shaw
- Chief anchorman for most major stories during CNN's early years. Ambushed Michael Dukakis with an extraterrestrial question on the hypothetical rape of the candidate's wife. Was one of three CNN reporters who broadcast continuous coverage of the first night of the Allied Forces' bombing of Baghdad during Operation Desert Storm.
Bernie Kopell
- Doc on The Love Boat
Bernie Mac
- An edgy comic who skyrocketed to comedy fame with his side-splitting appearance in Spike Lee's The Original Kings of Comedy. Born Bernard Jeffrey McCollough in in 1958.
Bernie Taupin
- Wrote most of the lyrics for the songs Elton John sings.
Bess Myerson
- Bess Myerson was the first (and, so far, only) Jewish Miss America.
Bette Midler
- "The Divine Miss M" began performing at the Continental Baths for audiences of gay men and quickly became a legendary sensation with gay audiences.
Bettie Page
- Arguably the most famous pin-up model in history, who "disappeared" from the public eye in 1957. The reclusive nature of her subsequent life has helped to fuel her status as a cult icon.
Betty Comden
- Lyricist and screenwriter co-wrote the screenplay for "Singin' in the Rain"
Betty Ford
- Drug-rehab celebrity caretaker
Betty Garrett
- Played landlady Edna Babish on the TV series "Laverne & Shirley".
Betty White (FFF 2007)
- Born January 17, 1922. The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Golden Girls.
Beverly Cleary
- Author of dozens of childrens' books including the "Ramona" and "Henry Huggins" series.
Beyonce Knowles
- Founding member of Destiny's Child. Acted in Austin Powers III (2002)
Big Daddy Kane
- The renowned rap artist and black gentleman vampire has modeled for Playgirl magazine and Madonna's sex book. AKA Antonio M Hardy. Born 1968.
Big Ten Network
- TV channel that many people don't get because cable systems have to pay an extra high cost to get the channel.
Bill Bradley
- Basketball star/politician defeated in 2000 Democratic primary by Al Gore.
Bill Clinton
- Prediction says Hillary finishes him off.
Bill Cosby
- Jell-O spokesman
Bill Gates
- Bill is alive and kicking harder than ever. And if he needs any more reason to live besides being the richest bastard on earth, there are still plenty of pissant companies like Sun and Netscape for him to conquer.
Bill Keane
- "The Family Circus" cartoonist, although my personal theory is the comic is pumped out by a machine left over from a long-forgotten, failed artificial intelligence experiment.
Bill Keller
- Executive Editor of The New York Times since 2003
Bill Moyers
- Acclaimed producer of PBS television documentaries
Bill Murray
- Gained his fame on SNL and movies including Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day and Stripes.
Bill O'Reilly
- The host of the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News. A former anchor for the tabloid Inside Edition, O'Reilly poses nightly as a fair and balanced news analyst with a no-spin zone. In reality, he's a biased Republican with an all spin-zone.
Bill Parcells
- NFL coach who has retired several times
Bill Russell
- Russell was the cornerstone of the Boston Celtics' dynasty of the 1960s. His greatest accomplishment was bringing the Celtics 11 championships in his 13 seasons.
Bill Walton
- He always mixes in a few Greatful Dead references when he broadcasts NBA games.
Bill Ward
- Drummer for Black Sabbath. 3 total suicide attempts, heart attack, angioplasty, depression, alcoholism.
Bill Wyman
- Bass player of the Rolling Stones
Billie Jean King
- Billie Jean King won 20 Wimbledon titles, 6 of them singles, before retiring from professional play in 1984. She defeated Bobby Riggs in a 1973 event dubbed "The Battle of the Sexes". In 1981 her longtime secretary, Marilyn Barnett, brought a palimony lawsuit against King and their love affair became public.
Billy Bob Thornton
- He's a freaky hick with bizarre eating habits. Had anorexia nervosa, dropping from 197 lbs. to 138 lbs. in 1 year.
Billy Corgan
- Leader of Smashing Pumpkins. His latest band is called Zwan.
Billy Crystal
- SNL alum, Jodie on Soap and Oscar host.
Billy Graham
- Revivalist/writer. Has Parkinson's Disease.
Billy Idol
- The #1 music rebel of the 1980s. A motorcycle crash in February 1990 seriously damaged his leg. In 1992 he was put on probation for two years for an assault on a fan. In 1994 Idol narrowly escaped death for a second time when he overdosed.
Billy Joel
- Bounced back from losing Christie Brinkley and a battle with booze to get married to a hot young 28 year old chick, then in 2004 traded her in for a 23-year-old straight out of college. Didn't start the fire.
Birgit Nilsson
- Swedish opera soprano
Birgit Rausing
- Swedish widow inherited an estimated $4.5 billion fortune from now-deceased husband Gad Rausing, who ran food packaging giant Tetra Laval.
Birmingham Southern Panthers
Björn Ulvaeus
- Most notable member of ABBA.
Blase Golisano
- Three-time loser in New York State gubernatorial quest despite spending $74 million on most recent campaign. May get a few more votes after $92 million bailout of bankrupt Buffalo Sabres kept hockey team in town. Started payroll-processing business Paychex with one employee in 1971.
Bo Diddley
- His flashy presence and distinctive sound made him a popular star right after his first songs, "Bo Diddley" and "I'm a Man," hit the charts in 1955.
Bo Gritz
- Colonel James “Bo” Gritz, a Green Beret and highly decorated Vietnam veteran, came to national prominence in the early 1980s after leading several commando-style missions into Southeast Asia to rescue American POWs he believed to have been imprisoned since the Vietnam War. These missions, financed in part by H. Ross Perot, were unsuccessful.
Bo Jackson
- 1985 Heisman winner out of Auburn. #1 pick by Tampa Bay. Didn't sign in 1986, played baseball with KC instead. Played two sports until he injured his hip in 1991.
Bob Barker (FFF 2006)
- The Price Is Right
Bob Costas
- Anchor for the 1996, 2000, 2004 Summer Olympics
Bob Cousy
- NBA legend born in 1928
Bob Dole
- Long-time senator and presidential candidate in 1996.
Bob Dylan
- Did his best stuff in the 60's, but still hangin' in there. But he is suffering from histoplasmosis, an infection that swells the sac around the heart.
Bob Einstein
- AKA Super Dave Osborne, the world's favorite comedy stuntman.
Bob Eubanks
- Had so many facelifts, he now has to unbutton his vest to eat a cheeseburger.
Bob Feller
- This feller is gonna die pretty soon.
Bob Guccione
- Publisher of Penthouse magazine.
Bob Knight
- Had anger management issues, but at least he never choked a player. Oh wait...
Bob Mould
- Hüsker Dü frontman
Bob Newhart
- He was the first comedian to become a star through a record album rather than night clubs. His comedy album, 'The Button Down Mind of Bob Newhart' went #1 in 1960. His TV show spawned the 'Hi Bob' drinking game.
Bob Packwood
- Oregon Senator from 1969-1995. His career came to a screeching halt when several women came forward to accuse him of sexual harassment.
Bob Pettit
- NBA HoF player with St. Louis Hawks, twice MVP
Bob Saget
- World’s greatest comedian and actor; star of America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House.
Bob Seger
- He is a cancer survivor. It took five years for 'Old Time Rock & Roll' to hit the charts, thanks to Tom Cruise air-guitaring it in his underwear in 'Risky Business'.
Bob Uecker
- Baseball announcer for the Milwaukee Brewers for over 25 years. He was great as the announcer in the 'Major League' trilogy and terrible as George Owens in 'Mr. Belvedere'.
Bobby Bowden
- Built powerhouse at Florida State.
Bobby Brown
- More famous for alcohol and cocaine abuse, run-ins with the law, and being married to Whitney Houston than for his music.
Bobby Cox
- Good ol' boy manager of the Braves.
Bobby Fischer
- Absolute looney tunes former world chess champion, born in 1943. Has gotten mixed up with strange religious sects and voiced strong anti-Semitic views.
Bobby Heenan
- Pro wrestler/manager, nicknamed "The Brain" for possibly ironic reasons.
Bobby Hull
- His signing with the Winnipeg Jets gave instant credibility to a new league, the World Hockey Association, in the 1970s.
Bobby McFerrin
- One-hit wonder with the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
Bobby Thomson
- He hit the 1951 home run that prompted the sportscaster to yell repeatedly, "The Giants Win The Pennant!".
Bobby Unser
- Three-time Indy 500 winner and brother of Al Unser Sr., a four-time Indy winner. In 2002 he was driving drunk in Las Vegas and wound up getting arrested for hitting a stripper in the face and then throwing her out of the car.
Bobby Vinton
- Young teen idol of the 1960s. One of many singers with a theater in Branson, MO.
Bobcat Goldthwait
- That screaming guy from the Police Academy movies. Wrote and directed the movie bomb Shakes The Clown (1991). Recent years have found Goldthwait keeping a lower, often invisible profile doing voice work for cartoons.
Boise State Broncos
Bonnie Raitt
- Singer, songwriter, and guitar virtuoso born in 1949.
Bono
- Frontman for U2
Bowling Green Falcons
Boston Bruins
Boston Celtics
Boston College Eagles
Boston Red Sox
Boston University Terriers
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
- General Secretary of the United Nations 1992-96.
Boy George
- Singer, born June 14, 1961
Brad Pitt
- Impressive lineup of ex-girlfriends includes Robin Givens, Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jennifer Aniston. He traded up on Aniston to get Angelina Jolie, but they won't get married until "everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."
Bradley Braves
Bradley Hughes
- California real estate syndicator in the 1970s noticed growing demand for self-storage space. Today Public Storage has more than 800,000 self-storage spaces in 80 cities.
Brenda Vaccaro
- Star of several Playtex commercials
Brendan Eich
- Netscape programmer invented JavaScript in 1995. JavaScript has become an international standard allowing web developers to write Dynamic HTML that works on multiple browsers.
Brian Boitano
- The movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" features a musical number titled "What Would Brian Boitano Do?". In the song, Brian fights grizzly bears, uses his magical fire breath, travels through time, fights an evil robot king, saves the human race, builds the Egyptian pyramids, and generally kicks ass.
Brian Wilson
- Founding member of The Beach Boys. Has suffered from long-term mental illness and drug problems.
Brigham Young Cougars
Brigitte Bardot
- French bombshell actress from the 1960s who now concentrates on animal rights causes.
Britney Spears
- Genetically engineered by the Disney Corporation to bring western culture to its knees.
Bronson Pinchot
- Balki on Perfect Strangers
Brooke Burke
- Model for Fredericks of Hollywood. Cover girl for Playboy Magazine (May 2001). Host of E!'s 'Wild On' and 'Rank'.
Brown Bears
Bruce Babbitt
- Democratic Governor of Arizona, 1978-87
Bruce Kovner
- Started Caxton hedge fund 1983, now manages $11 billion in assets. Chairman of conservative American Enterprise Institute. Spent $2 million publishing a fully illustrated version of the King James Bible.
Bruce Vilanch
- The fat gay guy who writes everyone's jokes in Hollywood
Bruno Schroder
- Fourth-generation banker continues as a director of his family’s financial services company, Schroders Plc., which celebrates its 200th anniversary this year.
Bucknell Bison
Bud Grant
- Vikings coach when they were getting beat in all those Super Bowls.
Budd Schulberg
- Novelist, "What Makes Sammy Run?", and screenwriter, "On the Waterfront", "A Face in the Crowd"
Buddy MacKay
- Governor of Florida, 1998-99
Buddy Ryan
- Most famous for slugging Oilers offensive coordinator Kevin Gilbride on the sidelines in 1994.
Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bulls
Buffalo Sabres
Burt Bacharach
- Songwriter, wrote "Magic Moments", "What's New Pussycat?", "Close To You", "What the World Needs Now", "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head", and dozens of others including "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"; lately been collaborating with Elvis Costello.
Burt Reynolds
- Made a recent comeback in Boogie Nights. First male centerfold for Cosmopolitan. Ex-husband of Judy Carne and Loni Anderson, former SO of Dinah Shore and Sally Field.
Burton Richter
- Co-Discoverer of J/psi particle
Busta Rhymes
- His catchy single "Woo-Hah!! Got You All In Check" broke into the US Top 10 in 1996.
Butler Bulldogs
Buzz Aldrin
- Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin was the second man to walk on the moon. Gets very angry if anyone says the moon landings were faked. Will this lead to a fatal heart-attack?
C. Everett Koop
- Former Surgeon General
C-Murder
- Rapper charged with murder
Cal Poly Mustangs
Cal State Fullerton Titans
Cal State Northridge Matadors
Cale Yarborough
- 3 times NASCAR national champion (1976-78) and 4 times winner of the Daytona 500 (1968, 77, 83-84).
Calgary Flames
California Golden Bears
Calvin Klein
- His commercials have an appeal to pedophiles and people with anorexic fetishes.
Calvin Murphy
- NBA hall of famer
Cameron Diaz
- Airhead actress who once got so drunk in high school she almost died of alcohol poisoning.
Candice Bergen
- Hosts a talk show on the Oxygen channel, played Murphy Brown.
Captain Beefheart
- and His Magic Band. AKA Donnie Vliet. Has Multiple Sclerosis.
Carl Douglas
- Jamaican-born musician who had a number one hit with the song "Kung Fu Fighting" in 1974
Carl Icahn
- A corporate raider in 1980s with big scores in Texaco, USX and TWA, now prefers the label "shareholder activist." Made $800 million selling Nabisco, shorting Priceline. Now solidifying Las Vegas stakes: owns three hotel casinos, including the 1,150-foot Stratosphere.
Carl Karcher
- Founder, Carl's Jr. burger chain
Carl Kasell
- NPR radio personality
Carl Lindner Jr
- Dropped out of high school age 14 to help run family's dairy business. Started ice cream store with brothers 1940, became United Dairy Farmers. Diversified into banks, insurance, bananas. With three sons, controls roughly 42% of American Financial Group. A principal owner and chief executive of the Cincinnati Reds.
Carl Pohlad
- Former used car salesman switched gears after World War II, turned around brother-in-law's bank. Made $1 billion selling Marquette Financial to Wells Fargo 2001; also holds stakes in U.S. Bancorp, Pepsi-Americas, small airline. Owner pro baseball's Minnesota Twins.
Carl Reiner
- Alan Brady on Dick Van Dyke Show
Carl Weathers
- Apollo Creed in the Rocky movies. Played football for the Raiders.
Carl Yastrzemski
- He had an excellent 23-year career, playing only for the Boston Red Sox. Won the triple crown in 1967.
Carlos Salinas de Gortari
- President of Mexico from 1988 to 1994. Numerous scandals were uncovered immediately after he left office.
Carlos Santana
- An outstanding figure in rock music who has influenced countless aspiring guitarists.
Carlos Slim Helu
- Latin America's richest man is responsible for Telifonos de Mixico's monopolistic behavior that preserves high phone prices and poor phone service south of the border.
Carlos the Jackal
- Perhaps the world's most elusive criminal, Carlos the Jackal (real name Ilich Ramirez Sanchez) is said to have masterminded a spectacular series of bombings, kidnappings and hijackings across Europe for most of the 1970s and early 1980s. Wanted for terrorist crimes in at least five European countries. Ramirez has yet to be tried for most of the crimes he is suspected of having committed.
Carly Simon
- People still question who her 1973 song (#1 for the year) 'You're So Vain' was about. Speculation includes Mick Jagger and Warren Beatty.
Carmen Electra
- Hot looking bad actress with bad choice in men. She married Dennis Rodman; dated B-Real and Prince. Starred in an MTV reality series leading up to her marriage with Dave Navarro (2004).
Carnie Wilson
- The former fatty of Wilson Phillips had gastric bypass surgery
Carol Burnett
- Born April 26, 1933. The Carol Burnett Show
Carol Channing (FFF 2006, 2007)
- Ancient actress was already an old bag back when we were kids.
Carole Bayer Sager
- Highly successful songwriter and singer, wrote or co-wrote "Don't Cry Out Loud", "When I Need You", "Nobody Does It Better", "Arthur's Theme" and "That's What Friends Are For".
Carole King
- Tapestry and other great albums. Sang on the first Divas show on VH-1.
Carolina Hurricanes
Carolina Panthers
Caroline Kennedy
- Daughter of John F. Kennedy
Carolyn Shoemaker
- Co-discoverer of the Shoemaker-Levy comet that had a spectacular collision with Jupiter in 1994. Survived the car accident in Australia that killed her husband.
Casey Kasem
- Here is a long distance dedication to Casey for still being alive! Let's begin the countdown on Casey's life expectancy.
Catherine Bach
- Daisy Duke on The Dukes of Hazzard
Catherine O'Hara
- She was a regular on the TV series "SCTV" and played the mother in the "Home Alone" movies
Cecil Jacobson
- Fertility doctor who used his own sperm to impregnate clients.
Celeste Holm
- She was the original Ado Annie on Broadway in the musical "Oklahoma!"
Celine Dion
- Recorded 'My Heart Will Go On (Theme from Titanic)'. Sold over 130,000,000 albums. Has a pointy chin.
Chaka Khan
- Best known for her 1984 cover of Prince's "I Feel for You".
Chang Yung Fa
- Founder of the Evergreen Group, a large transportation group based in Taiwan with large shipping and aviation interests.
Charo
- "Coochi-coochi" gal of the early '70s when she was married to the much older Xavier Cugat.
Charles Barkley
- He was fined more than any other NBA player in history. Scored over 23,000 points.
Charles Butt
- Third-generation grocer took over family's H.E. Butt supermarket chain in 1971; now more than 300 stores. Catering to yuppie tastes with upscale Central Market stores: eschews brands like Kraft and Coca-Cola in favor of gourmet foods, wine and cheese, in-store cafes.
Charles, David and Bill Koch
- Sons of Koch Industries founder Fred Koch. Koch Industries' $1 billion deal with Entergy filled energy-trading void left by Enron.
Charles Dolan
- After a couple of bumpy years, chairman of fifth-largest cable operator focusing on core business: jettisoned consumer electronics retailer the Wiz, 80% stake in cable channel Bravo.
Charles Durning
- Actor born in 1923. Not in the best of health lately, and his obesity doesn't help his chances of seeing next year.
Charles Keating Jr.
- Symbolized insider fraud in the S&L debacle. Keating was convicted for fraudulently representing to investors, mostly elderly, that the junk bonds sold by Lincoln Savings & Loan were as safe as certificates of deposit. Despite pleas for leniency by Mother Teresa, whose organizations received more than $1 million from Keating's companies, he was sentenced to the maximum of 10 years by Judge Lance Ito in 1992.
Charles Manson
- It seems as if Charles Manson did not directly commit any murders. He had a strong sense of persuasiveness and ran what could be called a cult. His "family" believed he was Jesus Christ. His goal apparently was to begin a racial war, so that in the end only he and his family would be left, along with black slaves. Charles Manson named his racial Armageddon philosophy after "Helter Skelter," a Beatles song.
Charles Mathias
- Republican Senator from Maryland, 1969-87
Charles Munger
- Met Warren Buffett 1959, invested in Berkshire Hathaway. Berkshire vice chairman also owns substantial stakes in Costco Wholesale, Daily Journal Corp.
Charles Percy
- Republican Senator from Illinois, 1967-85
Charles Schwab
- Opened the stock market to the masses, first with discount brokerage, then online trading.
Charley Pride
- First black country music star
Charlie Sheen
- An admitted frequent customer of "Hollywood Madame" Heidi Fleiss, he spent over $50,000 on prostitutes. In the wake of the Heidi Fleiss scandal, Sheen openly dated a pair of adult film actresses, Ginger Lynn Allen and Brittany Ashland; his relationship with Ashland came to an end when she filed assault charges against him. Sheen's was hospitalized for drug and alcohol abuse in 1998.
Charlie Steiner
- Sports anchor for many years on ESPN’s SportsCenter and ESPN Radio.
Charlie Watts
- Drummer of the Rolling Stones. Born June 2, 1941.
Charlize Theron
- Doll-faced South African movie star hottie
Charlotte 49ers
Charlotte Bobcats
Charlotte Colket Weber
- Grandchild of John T. Dorrance, founder of Campbell Soup, inventor of condensed-soup process.
Charlton Heston
- How long before someone really is prying the gun from his cold dead hands?
Chattanooga Mocs
Cheech Marin
- Cheech and Chong, sidekick on Nash Bridges
Chelsea Clinton
- Daughter of President Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
Chen Din Hwa
- Hong Kong real estate tycoon. A secretive and committed Buddhist.
Cher
- After a nuclear holocaust there'll be cockroaches and there'll be Cher.
Chevy Chase
- Should have hung it up after Caddyshack and doing those "Vacation" movies.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
- Golfer who won 8 regular PGA tours
Chicago Bears
Chicago Blackhawks
Chicago Bulls
Chicago Cubs
Chicago State Cougars
Chicago White Sox
Choummaly Sayasone
- Old-style Communist President of Laos. In Laos, it is possible to be arrested for a wide variety of vague, alleged offenses, such as “creating division among the people,” importing a publication that is “offensive to the national culture,” and reporting “misleading news.” Premarital cohabitation is illegal, as is having sex with a foreigner.
Chris Berman
- A fixture at ESPN since its inception in 1979. At the time, he was a 24-year-old weekend sports anchor from the NBC affiliate in Hartford CT.
Chris Evert
- Tennis champ
Chris Matthews
- Talk Show Host, Hardball with Chris Matthews
Chris Rock
- Saturday Night Live regular. Appeared in 'Beverly Hills Cop II,' 'Boomerang,' 'Dogma' and 'Nurse Betty'. One of the smartest comedians in the industry.
Christian Slater
- Actor unnoticed since 1990 despite appearing in twenty, count 'em twenty, films since then.
Christina Aguilera
- She lives in the shadow of Britney Spears. Her self-titled debut album sold 7x Platinum.
Christine and John McVie
- Christine wrote Bill Clinton's election theme music, "Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow)." Her brother John was bassist for Fleetwood Mac.
Christopher Walken
- Scariest face in showbiz
Chrysler
- They sell most of their vehicles in North America and have little global presence. Its new owner, private equity firm Cerberus Capital Management, could look for other options to get a return on its investment, such as selling off the company in pieces.
Chubby Checker
- Sang and danced "The Twist" in the early '60s.
Chuck Barris
- Gong Show host and creator also gave us The Dating Game & The Newlywed Game.
Chuck Berry (FFF 2005)
- Born October 18, 1926. John Lennon said of him: 'If you were going to give rock and roll another name, you might call it Chuck Berry.'
Chuck Daly
- Coached a total of 14 NBA seasons with the Cleveland Cavaliers, Detroit Pistons, New Jersey Nets, and Orlando Magic. Also coached the original 1992 Olympic Dream Team.
Chuck Noll
- The only coach to win four Super Bowls, Noll took over the mediocre Pittsburgh Steelers in 1969 and built the team into a football dynasty.
Chuck Norris
- He has black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, and is founder of Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way"). Mr. Norris has also practiced Judo, Shito-Ryu Karate, and Brazilian Jujutsu. He is also creator of The United Fighting Arts Federation (UFAF). He is an honorary police officer who actually goes in on raids with his local law enforcement.
Chuck Tanner
- Managed the 1979 Pittsburgh Pirates to the World Series.
Chuck Woolery
- Game show host. Best known for Love Connection, but was also the original Wheel of Fortune host.
Chuck Yeager (FFF 2007)
- First person to break the sound barrier, Oct 13, 1947. Broke it again on the 50th anniversary of that event.
Cincinnati Bearcats
Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati Reds
Cindy Adams
- New York Post gossip columnist. Adams was a founding member of the TV show, A Current Affair, and often appears on TV and radio.
Cindy Crawford
- Cindy Crawford and her mole have graced more magazine covers than anyone else in the world.
Cindy Williams
- American Graffiti, and Shirley on Laverne & Shirley
Circuit City
- Electronics retailer has lost market share to Best Buy and continues to report disappointing sales.
Citadel Bulldogs
Claiborne Pell
- Former long-serving US senator from Rhode Island. He is the namesake of Pell Grants.
Clare and Rachel Walllmeyer
- Australian identical twins who are both starving themselves to death with anorexia
Clarence Thomas
- Uncle Tommed his way to a seat on the Supreme Court.
Claude Lévi-Strauss
- French anthropologist who developed structural anthropology
Claudia Schiffer
- Will not work nude. Now that she has broken it off with magician David Copperfield, she re-gained a lot of guys' respect.
Clayton Mathile
- Ex-Campbell Soup accountant joined premium pet-food maker Paul Iams in 1970; bought out partner in 1982. Sold Iams to Procter & Gamble for $2.3 billion in 1999.
Clemmie Spangler Jr
- Farmer's son restored failing Bank of North Carolina before merging with NCNB 1982. Renamed NationsBank, now Bank of America. Former president of University of North Carolina.
Clemson Tigers
Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Cavaliers
Cleveland Indians
Cleveland State Vikings
Cliff Robertson
- A polished leading man, Robertson began his career in film and TV in the 1950s. It is said that he was chosen by President John F. Kennedy himself to portray JFK in the 1963 film P.T.-109.
Clint Eastwood
- Squinting actor and former mayor of Carmel, CA. Became a father again after turning 65.
Clive Barker
- Wrote many popular horror novels. Many of his works have been adapted horror films, including the 'Hellraiser' movies and 'Rawhead Rex'.
Cloris Leachman
- She played the mother on Lassie from 1957-58, and Phyllis on The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Colgate Red Raiders
Colin Powell
- Army general who worked under Bush I during Gulf War I, and later became Secretary of State under Bush II, taking the country into Gulf War II. Underwent surgery for prostate cancer in December 2003. Cannot pronounce his own name.
College of Charleston Cougars
Colorado Avalanche
Colorado Buffaloes
Colorado Rockies
Colorado State Rams
Columbia Lions
Columbus Blue Jackets
Comerica
- The last of the big Detroit-based banks is a prime takeover target for giant banking conglomerates looking to get even larger.
Connecticut Huskies
Connie Mack
- Senator from Florida, 1989-2001
Conrad Bain
- Foster father to Gary Coleman and Todd Bridges on Diff'rent Strokes.
Conrad Black
- Owner of the Daily Telegraph, Jerusalem Post, Chicago Sun-Times, and approximately 200 other publications. Sentenced to 6-1/2 years in prison in 2007 for swindling his Hollinger media empire shareholders out of $6 million.
Continental Airlines
- 9/11 and the incessant climb in fuel prices have left several major carriers in bad financial shape.
Corey Feldman
- In half the movies he's in the guy is trying to be like Michael Jackson. He's wearing the same clothes and trying to do the dance moves! In other movies he's sporting a goatee and being "Corey Toughguy".
Corey Haim
- All he did was meet some hot looking girl and make out with her for half the film in every movie he was in. He wasn't funny, and never seemed too bright. Corey's career can be summed up in a few words: preppy shirts and spiked hair.
Cornell Big Red
Courtney Love
- Nutcase lead singer of Hole, actress, and widow of Kurt Cobain
Craig Kilborn
- Original host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show. Also hosted the Late Late Show on CBS and did the early morning SportsCenter on ESPN.
Crystal Gayle
- "Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue"; younger sister of Loretta Lynn
Curt Engelhorn
- Great-grandson of BASF founder. Engelhorn retired to Switzerland with fourth wife, Heidemarie, cushioned by the $4.4 billion proceeds he pocketed from the sale of pharmaceutical firms.
Cybill Shepherd
- Starred in Taxi Driver (1976) and Moonlighting (1985-89).
Da Brat
- AKA Shawntae Harris. Potty-mouthed rapper chick.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
- The guy in car # 8
Dale Jarrett
- The guy in car # 88
Dallas Cowboys (FFF 2007)
Dallas Green
- His whole career was in the Phillies organization, until the Cubs hired him as GM, where he won a division title with a bunch of former Phillies players. Hired and fired as Yankee manager by George Steinbrenner in 1989.
Dallas Mavericks
Dallas Stars
Dan Aykroyd
- Another SNL alum, Ghostbusters
Dan Haggerty
- Grizzly Adams had 18 operations between 1994 and 1997 after a motorcycle accident.
Dan Quayle
- He's like GW Bush, but he only made it to VP. A spoiled rich idiot who dodged the Vietnam draft and has had everything handed to him on a silver platter.
Dan Rather
- Was born October 31st, 1931. The R.E.M. song, "What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" is based on an incident in 1986 when Rather, while walking in Manhattan, was struck down, beaten, and kicked by an assailant who kept repeating "What's the frequency Kenneth?"
Dan Reeves
- He held the Dallas Cowboys mark for most rushing touchdowns in a season until Emmitt Smith broke it in 1992. He has the most wins among active NFL coaches, but is 0-4 in the Super Bowl.
Dan Rostenkowski
- Corrupt Chicago politician. Pleaded guilty in April 1996 to two counts of misuse of public funds. Sentenced to seventeen months in federal prison.
Dana Carvey
- Regular on Saturday Night Live (1986-93). Characters included the Church Lady, Hans, Garth and The Grumpy Old Man. He impersonates George HW Bush, John McLaughlin, Ross Perot and Johnny Carson.
Daniel Baldwin
- Baldwin brother who was found running naked through the halls of New York's Plaza Hotel and arrested for possession of cocaine. In November 2006 he was arrested for stealing a car.
Daniel Ellsberg
- Born 1931. Source of Pentagon Papers leak.
Daniel Schorr
- Correspondent on National Public Radio
Danny Aiello
- Virtually cornered the market on tough, urban ethnic types. Played cops, hoods, and working-class Italian patriarchs.
Danny Bonaduce
- Child actor on The Partridge Family, radio personality
Danny DeVito
- Louie in Taxi, directed and starred in Throw Momma From the Train
Danny Elfman
- Oingo Boingo, movie composer. Married to Bridget Fonda.
Danny Glover
- Best known as Mel Gibson's partner in the Lethal Weapon flicks.
Darryl Strawberry
- Let's see, cancer, coke habit, "I want to die" quote ... sounds like a stiff in training. Born on 3-12-1962.
Dartmouth Big Green
Daryl Gates
- Presided over the police force that handed out the beatdown to Rodney King. After the infamous LA riots, Daryl Gates was forced to resign after heavy clashes with the LA Mayor Bradley. After that, the Chief wrote an autobiography (entitled "Chief") and got involved with Sierra On-Line, creating video games.
Dave Gahan
- Depeche Mode. Risk Factors: Heroin, cocaine, 1995 suicide attempt, 1996 drug overdose
Dave Navarro
- Guitarist for Jane's Addiction and the Red Hot Chili Peppers
David Alan Grier
- Comedy actor most famous for "In Living Color".
David Arquette
- He's was the obnoxious spokesman in the 1-800-Call-ATT commercials before Carrot Top.
David Berkowitz
- Calling himself the Son of Sam, this serial killer terrorized New York City in the late 1970s.
David Bowie
- He constantly reinvents himself and his singing style. He was the first rocker to use pyrotechnics and special effects. He started trans-gender rock 'n' roll, dressing as a woman. His ex-wife Angie once found David and Mick Jagger in bed together. Suffered a heart attack in 2004.
David Byrne
- Frontman for Talking Heads
David Carradine
- Grasshopper who played Bill in Kill Bill.
David Caruso
- The red-headed star of NYPD Blue was in the show for a little more than one season before jumping ship.
David Copperfield
- Magician who made the Statue of Liberty disappear in 1983
David Crosby
- Obese druggie folk-rocker
David Duffield
- Cofounder, father figure of PeopleSoft. Became 2nd-largest enterprise-software maker in U.S. with $1.8 billion purchase of J.D. Edwards in 2003. Started $240 million Maddie's Fund (named for his late schnauzer) to make America a "no-kill" zone for unwanted pets.
David Duke
- One-time KKK leader and state legislator. Pleaded guilty to charges of mail fraud and filing a false tax return in 2003.
David Gold
- Revived five-and-dime retail concept with 99 Cents Only stores; made fortune with a mix of crafty promotions, memorable bargains, low overhead. Company's highest-grossing store is in Beverly Hills: "Rich people love bargains. That's how they got rich."
David Green
- Opened first Hobby Lobby store 1972 in Oklahoma City to sell handmade wooden picture frames. Low-tech retailer shuns bar codes, big wholesale suppliers; prefers buying directly from factories in Asia. Devout Christian bought Mel Tillis theater in Branson, Mo., donated it to local church group.
David Grohl
- Bands: Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age
David Hasselhoff
- Four hospitalizations in two months in 2007 for severe alcohol poisoning. His girls fear his addiction will kill him.
David Lee Roth
- Fought with Van Halen members and was voted out of the band. Trashed hotel rooms, had wild sexual antics on and off stage with strippers and abused alcohol and drugs.
David Letterman
- His Late Night with David Letterman premiered on NBC in February 1982. Moved the show to CBS in 1993. With a heart condition like Dave's, combined with the annoying antics of Paul Sheaffer, I don't think he's got more than six months to live.
David Murdock
- Ninth-grade dropout made first fortune in post-WWII housing boom, lost it all in 1964 real estate crash. Started again with California properties. In 1985 took-over pineapple producer Dole. Keeps 400 Arabian horses on his 2,000-acre estate in California.
David Rockefeller
- Son of John D. Rockefeller, Jr. Born 1915. US banker; former chairman of Chase Manhattan.
David Schwimmer
- Ross on the TV show Friends
David Souter
- The "stealth justice" appointed by GHW Bush turned out to be more liberal than Poppy would've liked.
Davidson Wildcats
Dayton Flyers
Dawn Wells
- Gilligan's Island Mary Ann. Born October 18, 1938.
Dean Smith
- UNC coach from 1961 to 1997. Holds the record for most victories by an NCAA Division I head coach with 867.
Dean Stockwell
- 1940's child star who made a big comeback in Quantum Leap.
Dean White
- Workaholic entrepreneur joined dad's billboard business in 1946, took over in 1952. Sold billboard business for $960 million 1998.
Debbie Reynolds
- Singer/actress born April 1, 1932. Recently bankrupt, but working her way out of it. Singing In The Rain, lots more. Owns her own hotel in Vegas. Carrie Fisher's mom.
Deborah Harry
- As the cultured music appreciator can remember, she fronted the late 70's / early 80's band Blondie.
Debra Jo Rupp
- Kitty Forman on That '70s Show. In 1988 she played Tom Hanks' secretary in Big.
Delta Air Lines
- US Airways is in the midst of a bid to acquire Delta.
Demi Moore
- Bruce Willis' former old lady
Dennis Franz
- In his Nextel commercial he says he does not do commercials. He has also appeared in commercials for Cadillac, Diet Pepsi and Milk.
Dennis Hopper
- Cool psycho-freak actor
Dennis Leary
- Pissed-off comedian
Dennis Rader
- BTK serial killer
Dennis Rodman
- Former NBA star and his own media circus. Gave deadpoolers a big hint in 2005 by entitling his 2nd autobiography "I Should Be Dead By Now".
Denny McLain
- The last Major League pitcher to win 30 games in a season (1968, 31-6). Spent 27 months in prison in the 1980s for various racketeering charges involving gambling and cocaine. Bought a meat-processing company in 1994 and looted their pension fund of $12.5 Million.
Denver Broncos
Denver Nuggets
Denver Pioneers
DePaul Blue Demons
Desmond Tutu
- A voice of reason in South Africa. Won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1984.
Detroit Lions
Detroit Pistons
Detroit Red Wings
Detroit Tigers
Detroit Titans
Diahann Carroll
- This classy actress/singer dazzled the Broadway critics and then won the prestigious title role on the ground-breaking TV sitcom "Julia."
Diana Ross
- Supreme, later became a major solo singer and may be the inspiration for Michael Jackson's look.
Diane Sawyer
- TV news journalist who loves Nixon
Dianne Feinstein
- California's senior Senator
Dick Beals
- Speedy Alka-Seltzer's voice actor
Dick Butkus
- As a member of the Chicago Bears from 1965 through 1973, Butkus wreaked unprecedented havoc on the offensive units of all other National Football League teams.
Dick Cavett
- Hosted an intelligent talk show back in the '70s, played a bit part in Beetlejuice.
Dick Cheney
- One of the masterminds of the greatest coup the world has ever seen, now in hiding pending lawsuit.
Dick Clark (FFF 2006)
- Ageless TV host, pop icon, and New Year's mainstay
Dick Gephardt
- Political chameleon, morphed from anti-abortion conservative to liberal populist.
Dick Gregory
- Comedian and civil rights activist whose social satire changed the way white Americans perceived African American comedians.
Dick Martin
- Longtime professional partner of Dan Rowan, co-host of Laugh-In
Dick Morris
- Fox News lapdog, former Clinton advisor
Dick Mountjoy
- California State Senator, 1995-2000. Makes the list based on quality porn star name alone.
Dick Trickle
- Not a porn star! An old NASCAR driver.
Dick Van Dyke
- Still has not been forgiven for his fake cockney accent in "Mary Poppins".
Dick Van Patten
- Eight is Enough
Dick Vermeil
- Former head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs, St. Louis Rams and Philadelphia Eagles. He frequently cried at his press conferences.
Dick Vitale
- ESPN basketball announcer who is usually excited to orgasmic proportions over the smallest things. Like a bench player making an 8 foot jumper.
Dickie Moore
- Child star whose roles included starring in the 1933 movie version of "Oliver Twist" and appearances in the "Our Gang" comedies. He gave Shirley Temple her first screen kiss.
Diego Maradona
- Argentine soccer champion. Has been busted for cocaine and other illegal substances. Has had to publicly deny reports of his death on two occasions.
Dino De Laurentis (FFF 2007)
- Producer in post-war Italian films by such directors as Fellini, Rossellini, Visconti, De Sica, and Antonioni. Their bodies of work were the backbone of the movement known as "neorealism." Big budget spectaculars include "King Kong" (new version), "Conan the Barbarian", and "Dune".
DMX
- AKA Earl Simmons. Rapper who asked the question, "Where my doggs at?" DMX has been arrested under eight aliases. Charged with the sexual assault of an exotic dancer in 1998.
Doc Severinsen
- Tonight Show band leader known for his eye-catching outfits.
Dolly Parton
- Dolly was born January 19th, 1946, the fourth of twelve children. Raised in Locust Ridge, Tennessee.
Dolores Hope (FFF 2006, 2007)
- DPool favorite Bob Hope is gone. Soon his widow will follow suit.
Dom DeLuise
- Comic actor/cook
Don Imus
- He looks shriveled up enough to kick at anytime.
Don Johnson
- Starred as Sonny on 'Miami Vice' and Nash on 'Nash Bridges'. He is an alcoholic and cocaine addict.
His record 'Heart Beat' was voted by MTV as the lamest video of all time.
Don King
- Dude...hair
Don Larsen
- Pitched a World Series perfect game
Don McLean
- Musician -- "American Pie"
Don Meredith
- Before "Dandy Don" joined Howard and Frank in the Monday Night Football booth he was the first player selected out of college by the Cowboys.
Don Nelson
- Has more than 40 years of NBA experience as a player, coach and general manager. In league history only Lenny Wilkens has more combined games as a player or a coach.
Don Novello
- Born January 1, 1943. Father Guido Sarducci on SNL.
Don Pardo
- NBC voice. The only constant in a changing world.
Don Rickles (FFF 2006)
- Caustic funnyman. Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story.
Don Shula
- Father of legendary former Bengals coach Dave Shula.
Don Zimmer
- You gotta love a guy with a metal plate in his head. Suffered two of the worst beanings in baseball history.
Donald and Doris Fisher
- Founded Gap clothing chain 1969, took it public 1976. Added Banana Republic 1983, GapKids 1986, BabyGap 1990, Old Navy 1994, GapBody 1998.
Donald and Samuel Newhouse
- Brothers inherited Newhouse media empire from father Sam Sr. (d. 1979). Donald runs newspaper division (Newark Star-Ledger, Cleveland Plain Dealer). Samuel oversees Condi Nast, publisher of glamour glossies Vogue, Vanity Fair, the New Yorker.
Donald Bren
- America's richest landlord quietly bought back the remaining preferred shares of profitable Irvine Apartment Communities. But couldn't avoid spotlight after lawsuit filed by former girlfriend seeking financial support for two illegitimate children. Big giver to educational causes, also raised funds for Arnold Schwarzenegger's gubernatorial campaign.
Donald Hall
- Inherited Hallmark cards from his mom Joyce Hall (d.1982), who started selling greeting cards out of Kansas City YMCAs at age 15. Donald took over in 1966; expanded into crayons (Crayola), television production (Hallmark Entertainment), real estate. Hallmark now accounts for more than half of all greeting cards sold in the U.S.
Donald John Tyson
- College dropout joined father's Tyson Feed & Hatchery in 1952, took company public in 1963. Became world's largest red meat and poultry provider.
Donald Rumsfeld
- The Reagan administration sent him to meet with Saddam Hussein to improve relations between the U.S. and Iraq.
Donald Sutherland
- Extremely busy actor, father of Kiefer Sutherland.
Donald Trump
- There's no escaping him. His name appears in neon lights atop his casinos, on the sides of his personal aircraft and on labels of bottled water, and of course on TV's "The Apprentice".
Donna Douglas
- Elly Mae Clampett
Donna Karan
- Puts the DK in DKNY
Donna Rice
- Anti-porn crusader boned Gary Hart
Donna Summer
- The Disco Queen
Donny Most
- Ralph Malph on Happy Days
Doris Day
- Birth name was Doris Mary Ann Von Kappelhoff. Actress who had great movie chemistry with Rock Hudson. Her trademark was the virginal girl next door.
Doris Roberts
- Marie on Everybody Loves Raymond
Dorothy Janis
- Actress made five films: 4 silents and 1 talkie
Douglas Engelbart
- Received a patent for a wooden shell with two metal wheels in 1970, describing it in the patent application as an "X-Y position indicator for a display system." His version of windows was not considered patentable (no software patents were issued at that time), but he has over 45 other patents to his name.
Dr. Dre
- Pioneered gangsta rap and his own variation of the sound, G-Funk. Dre's records with NWA celebrated the hedonistic, amoralistic side of gang life.
Drew Barrymore
- Self-confessed risk-taker - "If you don't take risks, you will have a wasted soul.” Flashed David Letterman for his birthday.
Drew Carey
- Plays an unattractive-but-lovable everyday blue-collar guy on TV. In real life he's an unattractive-and-hate-filled brown-nosing George Bush butt-licker.
Duke Snider
- Native Los Angelino who pissed off Brooklyn fans by saying he was glad the Dodgers were moving to LA. "Pee Wee and I are the only two living members of the starting eight in the '55 Brooklyn Dodger lineup. How much longer we got I don't know, but we're gonna have a whale of a time between now and when it's over."
Duquesne Dukes
Duke Blue Devils
Dustin Diamond
- Screech on Saved by the Bell
Dustin Hoffman
- Actor with range - The Graduate to Midnight Cowboy to Tootsie.
Dwight Gooden
- Doc had a couple of great seasons in the mid-80’s pitching for the Mets. He was a sure-fire Hall of Famer until nose-candy started playing a role in Doc’s life. He was suspended for most of the 1994 and all of the 1995 season for continued cocaine use. The day after that suspension, he tried to kill himself. Hours after George Steinbrenner praised him in 2002 for showing that people can get over substance abuse, he was arrested for drunk driving.
Dyan Cannon
- She was married to Cary Grant.
E. Howard Hunt
- He was a member of US president Richard Nixon's White House "plumbers" group that was attempting to stop information leaking from the administration. He was convicted for his part in organizing the Watergate break-in.
E. Pierce Marshall
- Son of late Texas oil baron J. Howard Marshall II; inherited father's stake in privately held Koch Industries. Still sparring with stepmom Anna Nicole Smith over estate.
Earl Butz
- He left the United States Department of Agriculture in 1976 after intense criticism for an insensitive joke he told reporters. "Do you know what the black man wants?", he asked. "Loose shoes, tight p---y and a warm place to s--t." He once ridiculed Pope Paul VI for his stand on birth control, quipping that "he no playa da game, he no maka da rules." On May 22, 1981, Butz pleaded guilty on federal tax evasion charges.
As of 2004, Butz is the oldest living former Cabinet member, regardless of department or administration served.
Earl Scruggs
- Born January 6, 1924. Flatt and Scruggs.
Earl Weaver
- Managed the Baltimore Orioles (1968-82, 1985-86). Famous for his fiery arguments with umpires.
Earle Hagen
- Wrote TV theme songs, including "Perry Mason", "The Andy Griffith Show", "The Dick Van Dyke Show", "The Mod Squad" and "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C."
Eartha Kitt
- The second Catwoman on Batman
East Carolina Pirates
Eastern Illinois Panthers
Eastern Kentucky Colonels
Eastern Michigan Eagles
East Tennessee State Buccaneers
Eastern Washington Eagles
Ed Asner
- Lou Grant
Ed Koch
- Former Mayor of New York City, U.S. Congressman and judge on “The People’s Court”
Ed McMahon
- Said, "Heeeere's Johnnny!" on the Tonight Show.
Ed O'Neill
- Al Bundy, shoe salesman
Eddie Antar
- Cofounder of the electronics retail chain Crazy Eddie. Fled to Israel in February 1990 to avoid prosecution with $53 million in Swiss bank accounts. Later extradited and convicted of securities fraud and racketeering.
Eddie DeBartolo
- Former 49ers owner. Has been investigated for multi-million dollar fraud and assaulting a woman with a broomstick.
Eddie Murphy
- Got his big break as a Saturday Night Live regular at 19 years old. Starred in "Trading Places", "Beverly Hills Cop", "Doctor Dolittle", "The Nutty Professor", "Coming To America", "Shrek", and "48 Hours". He was caught with a transsexual prostitute in 1997.
Eddie Van Halen
- Stricken with tongue cancer, the once hard drinking, chain-smoking rocker is slowing down. He takes such poor care of himself that he needed hip replacement surgery.
Eddie Vedder
- He's still alive. Does he deserve to be? Is that the question? And if so, who answers?
Eddy Arnold
- Country music singer, has had songs on the Billboard charts for seven decades.
Eddy Grant
- Had a hit in the '80s with the song "Electric Avenue"
Edgar Bronfman Sr
- Father Samuel made fortune selling Seagram's Canadian whiskey in the U.S. during Prohibition. Edgar took over spirits business 1971, diversified: big DuPont stake 1981; bought Tropicana 1988. Handed reins to Edgar Jr., who quickly went Hollywood. Unloaded DuPont stake for shares of Time Warner; sold juice business to finance purchase of MCA/Universal. Sour mix: with box office sales flat and music business in disarray, sold everything to Vivendi for $34 billion in 2000.
Edgar Ray Killen
- Convicted in Mississippi Burning murders
Edmonton Oilers
Edmund Hillary
- First man to scale Mt. Everest, May 29 1953.
Eduard Shevardnadze
- Former KGB official who became President of the Republic of Georgia following breakup of USSR. Forced to resign in 2003 following huge public protests.
Edward C Johnson III
- Edward and his daughter Abigail run Fidelity Investments.
Edward Lorenz
- Born May 23, 1917. A research meteorologist at MIT who observed that minute variations in the initial values of variables in his primitive computer weather model would result in grossly divergent weather patterns. This sensitive dependence on initial conditions came to be known as the Butterfly effect.
Edward Rogers
- His media empire includes 43 radio stations, over 80 consumer and trade publications, several TV stations and Canada's largest wireless and cable companies. Owner of Toronto Blue Jays.
Edwin Edwards
- Former Democratic governor of Louisiana, convicted felon
Edwin Meese
- Reagan's Attorney General. Probably committed criminal acts in the Iran/Contra affair by obstructing justice with his inept handling of the Oliver North investigation.
Edwin Newman
- NBC newscaster born in 1919
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
- He was born on November 30, 1923 in New York. He is the son of violinist Efrem Zimbalist and opera singer Alma Gluck and the father of actress Stephanie Zimbalist.
Eitaro Itoyama
- Notorious in Japan; claims to be a link between the nation's gangsters and politicians. Inherited a chain of golf courses from his father. Fortune now includes a $200 million stake in Japan Airlines.
Elgin Baylor
-HoF Lakers forward. NBA Rookie of the Year 1958/59. Los Angeles Clippers VP Operations since 1986.
Eli Broad
- Founder of prefab housing manufacturer KB Home and insurer Sun America. Contemporary-art buff (Jasper Johns, Andy Warhol, Jeff Koons).
Eli Wallach
- He has appeared in many, many movies in a long Hollywood career, including "Baby Doll", "The Magnificent Seven", "The Misfits", and "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"
Elisabeth Bumiller
- New York Times Washington correspondent
Eliza Gladys Milvina Dean
- Here she is, the last Titanic survivor. She was only 10 weeks old at the time.
Elizabeth Dole
- With a husband at home hopped up on Viagra, what's a woman to do? If you're Liddy Dole, you get out of the house and run for Senator.
Elizabeth Taylor (FFF 2006)
- Movie star and only friend of Michael Jackson. She has broken her back four times, had surgery for a brain tumour, and was once pronounced dead during the filming of "Cleopatra". She has been married 94 times.
Elon Phoenix
Elton John
- One of the best-selling solo artists of all time with over 60 million albums sold. Who will do the tribute song when he dies?
Elvis Costello
- Well respected in the music industry. Looks too geeky to be a rock star.
Emanuele (Lino) Saputo
- Chairman and chief executive of Quebec-based Saputo Inc., Canada's largest dairy processor. Company markets dairy products under several brands, including Dairyland, Dragone, Stella.
Emeril Lagasse
- Host of a show on the Food Network
Emilio Botin
- A fourth-generation banker, Botin chairs Banco Santander Central Hispano, one of Spain's largest banks.
Emilio Estevez
- Otto in Repo Man
Eminem
- Recorded the successful rap albums, 'The Slim Shady LP,' 'The Marshall Mathers LP' and 'The Eminem Show'. Sued by his mother for malicious slander.
Emmanuel Lewis
- Webster was born on March 9, 1971.
Eric Clapton
- Yardbirds, Cream, stole George Harrison's wife, got addicted to heroin and alcohol, opened rehab center in Antigua, did MTV Unplugged.
Eric Robert Rudolph
- Fugitive wanted for abortion clinic and Atlanta Olympics bombings
Erik Estrada
- Starred as Francis "Ponch" Poncherello on CHiPs (1977-1983). After the end of CHiPs, the guy stooped so low as to work for the Psychic Friends Network.
Erin Brockovich-Ellis
- With no formal legal training, she forced the power company Pacific Gas & Electric to pay out $333 million to people who suffered from the company's negligence. The company polluted residents' drinking water with a chemical called chronium 6.
Erivan Haub
- Haub has retired from Tengelmann Group, Germany's largest food retailer. Meanwhile Christian Haub is trying to revive the venerable A&P chain, America's oldest supermarket.
Ernest Borgnine
- Born January 24, 1917. TV's McHale's Navy. Five-times married, surprisingly prolific TV & film actor. His portly stature ensured that he specialized in playing tough or just downright fat characters.
Ernestine Gilbreth Carey
- Co-author, with her brother Frank B. Gilbreth, Jr., of "Cheaper by the Dozen" and "Belles on their Toes".
Ernie Banks
- A baseball ambassador of good will. He was the most popular player in Chicago Cubs history. Big Republican.
Ernie Harwell
- The voice of the Detroit Tigers.
Erno Rubik
- Invented Rubik's Cube
Ernst Zundel
- German Holocaust denier and pamphleteer who was jailed several times for publishing hate literature.
Essie Mae Washington-Williams
- Strom Thurmond's half-black daughter
Estelle Getty (FFF 2004, 2007)
- Spent 10 years playing the role of the little old granny in "The Golden Girls", but is in fact a few weeks younger than her co-star, Bea Arthur. Is suffering from Parkinson's disease and Alzheimer's disease.
Ethel Kennedy
- Ethel married RFK and had eleven children.
Etta James
- A singer with the ability to modify her style as musical trends changed.
Eugenio Garza Laguera
- Helped build up Femsa from a small-time brewery to Latin America's largest beverage company, distributor of beers like Dos Equis and Tecate, and the second-largest Coca-Cola bottler in the world.
Eunice Kennedy Shriver
- Philanthropist who founded the Special Olympics.
Eva Marie Saint
- Co-starred in the classic Alfred Hitchcock movie "North by Northwest"
Eve Ensler
- Playwright, The Vagina Monologues
Ewan McGregor
- Actor found his breakout role in Trainspotting. This eventually led to his role as a young Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars prequels.
F. Lee Bailey
- One of the nation's foremost defense attorneys. Has represented such infamous clients as O.J. Simpson, Patricia Hearst, and the Boston Strangler.
F. Murray Abraham
- Actor played Salieri in Amadeus
Fabian
- Teen idol in the early '60s
Fabio
- Wuss
Farouk Kaddoumi
- Succeeded Arafat to the position of Fatah chairman In PLO power struggle.
Farrah Fawcett
- Charlie's Angels actress & sex symbol of the 1970s
Fats Domino
- He was the best-selling African-American rocker of the 1950’s. Chubby Checker ripped off his name and musical style. At 77, he was reported missing in the chaos following the Hurricane Katrina disaster.
Faye Dunaway
- Actress best known for "Bonnie and Clyde", "Chinatown", and "Mommie Dearest"
Fayez Sarofim
- The so-called Sphinx made money the Warren Buffett way — buying blue chip stocks and holding them for the long haul.
Federico Faggin
- Received a patent for the first computer microprocessor.
Fess Parker
- Daniel Boone
Fidel Castro (FFF 2007)
- Plenty of people are waiting for him to go so we can all legally enjoy a fine Cuban cigar.
Fiona Apple
- Recorded hits such as 'Sleep to Dream' and 'Criminal'. Once got drunk at the MTV awards and lectured the audience about the world being full of hypocrites. Suffers from depression.
Flip Wilson
- Claims he had doctors insert a penis pump even though his own worked fine.
Florida A&M Rattlers
Florida Atlantic Owls
Florida Gators
Florida International Golden Panthers
Florida Marlins
Florida Panthers
Florida State Seminoles (FFF 2006)
Fordham Rams
Forrest, John, and Jacqueline Mars
- Sibling owners of Mars Inc., nation's largest candymaker: M&Ms, Milky Way, Snickers, 3 Musketeers. Also pet food (Sheba, Whiskas, Pedigree), Uncle Ben's Rice.
Frances Reid (FFF 2007)
- Plays Alice Horton on the TV soap opera "Days of Our Lives"
Francis Ford Coppola
- Director of The Godfather/writer/wine maker
Frank Batten Sr
- Became publisher of uncle's Virginian-Pilot newspaper at age 27. Took over, created Landmark Communications: newspapers (three daily metros), TV stations, cable (Weather Channel).
Frank Cady
- Played Doc Williams on the TV series "The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet" and Sam Drucker on the series "Petticoat Junction" and "Green Acres"
Frank Carlucci
- US Secretary of Defense 1987-89
Frank Gaylord
- Principal sculptor of the Korean Veterans Memorial in Washington, D.C. Born 1925.
Frank Gifford
- Wayward hubby of Kathy Lee. Kathy Lee tearing him to shreds with innuendos and guilt trips must sap his will to live. Death would be a relief for him.
Frank Layden
- Joined the Utah Jazz when they were still down in New Orleans and coached the team until 1988.
Frank Lowy
- The former deli-owner turned shopping mall Midas oversees an $24 billion portfolio of 117 centers on three continents. At the behest of the Aussie government is helping to revive the country's languishing soccer league.
Frank Serpico
- An honest cop
Frankie Avalon
- Teen idol in the 1950s (his song Venus was covered by Bananarama in 1986). Became known for his roles in the beach film genre in the 60s.
Frankie Valli
- Member of the Four Seasons, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Franklin Booth Jr
- Billionaire investor inherited money and just kept it rolling. Flies his own Learjet.
Fred Grandy
- Gopher on Love Boat, then a Congressional representative, now president of Goodwill Industries.
Fred Phelps
- Convinced that God hates fags
Fred Willard
- He is a versatile actor who has made guest appearances on seemingly every TV show in history. He looks almost exactly the same as he did in the 1970's.
Frederick Sanger (FFF 2007)
- Chemist who determined sequencing of Insulin
Fresno State Bulldogs
Fritz Hollings
- Senator from South Carolina 1967-2005
Fukuzo Iwasaki
- Real estate and tourism king of southern Japan.
Furman Paladins
Fyvush Finkel
- Plays Harvey Lipschultz, a social studies teacher, on Boston Public.