DPool COMPLETE FOGEY LIST, K-Q
List of Fogeys, G-J List of Celeb Couples
K.C. Jones
- Defensive standout with the fabled Celtics dynasty of the late 1950s and 1960s. After retiring was a low-key coach with six teams.
Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Royals
Kansas Jayhawks
Kansas State Wildcats
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- The NBA's all-time leading scorer. His patented skyhook helped him win 3 MVP awards and the Lakers win five championships.
Karl & Theo Albrecht
- In 1948 the two brothers turned their mother's corner store in Germany into the first Aldi discount store. Today Aldi has 4,000 discount supermarkets in Germany and ten other countries. In the U.S. they own a gourmet food-and-beverage chain, Trader Joe's, and a 7% stake in Boise, Idaho-based Albertsons supermarkets.
Karl-Heinz Kipp
- German real estate tycoon owns several first class properties in New York City, as well as four swank hotels in Switzerland.
Karl Malden (FFF 2007)
- Serbian immigrant (real name Mladen Sekulovich) and former steelworker best known as Detective Lieutenant Mike Stone in the '70s TV series 'The Streets of San Francisco'. Currently sits on the USPS Stamp Advisory Committee.
Karl Rove
- Puppetmaster in the Bush Jr. regime
Karl Wlaschek
- Austrian real estate baron. After World War II earned a living as a jazz pianist (stage name Charlie Walker). Later founded Billa, one of Austria's most successful retail store chains.
Kate Moss
- Waif model, favorite of Calvin Klein, popularized the anorexic look
Katherine Harris
- Florida Sec'y of State who stopped the citizens of Florida from having their votes counted.
Katherine Helmond
- Actress best known as Angela's mother Mona from TV's "Who's the Boss?" and Jessica Tate from 70's parody "Soap".
Kathie Lee Gifford
- Antichrist-in-training
Kathleen Willey
- White House volunteer who wouldn't put out for Bill Clinton
Kathy Bates
- Starred in 'Misery,' 'Titanic,' 'Annie,' 'The Waterboy,' 'Primary Colors' and 'North'.
Katie Couric
- Anchor on CNN and NBC. Host of the 'Today Show' (1991- )
Kato Kaelin
- O.J. Simpson's freeloading, McDonald's-loving houseguest
Keanu Reeves
- Dude has to be a heroin addict.
Keith Jackson
- ABC sports college football broadcaster since 1966.
Keith Olbermann
- Former ESPN SportsCenter anchor who keeps walking away from good gigs to take lesser and lesser jobs.
Keith Richards
- Demon without a single drop of human blood left in his veins.
Kelly Osbourne
- She seems to be the most level-headed member of her family.
Kelsey Grammer
- Both he and Frasier are still alive, though Kelsey is missing an appendix these days
Kemal Uzan
- Communications mogul built a fortune using questionable tactics; now it's in peril. Turkey's independent banking regulator assumed control of two of the family's banks, alleging he and sons had illegally pocketed $5.9 billion. The Turkish government seized their mobile phone company Telsim, once valued as much as $5 billion. In response, son Cem, who heads the Turkish Young Party, held a press conference affirming his plans to become Turkey's next prime minister. Meanwhile, US courts ruled the family owes Nokia and Motorola $4.2 billion for outstanding loans; triggering the seizure of the family's private jets and New York apartments. Now on the hunt for Kemal, rumored to be hiding out in California.
Kenichi Mabuchi
- Founder of Mabuchi Motors, the world's biggest manufacturer of small electric motors. His motors are used in everything from power windows to DVD Players.
Kenneth Anger
- Pioneer avant-garde filmmaker. Suicide attempt in 1950 didn't pan out. "Lucifer is the patron saint of the visual arts. Color, form - all these are the work of Lucifer."
Kenneth Kaunda
- President of Zambia 1964-91
Kenneth Morrison
- After a yearlong, six-way bidding war Sir Kenneth emerged the winner of Safeway supermarkets in December, when his more than $5 billion stock-and-cash offer was accepted.
Kenneth Starr
- In 1998 Ken submitted his infamous Starr Report to Congress, which detailed every groan, grope, grab, burp and bang that took place in the Bill Clinton's Oval Office.
Kenneth Thomson
- Derives wealth from 69% stake in media giant Thomson, now entrenched in electronic media and information services such as Thomson ONE and Westlaw. He's obsessed with his famous collection of art.
Kenny Loggins
- Music for Footloose
Kenny Rogers
- "The Gambler" crapped out on his fast food restaurant chain.
Kenny Troutt
- Bartender's son grew up in Illinois housing project. Peddled life insurance in college, then took jobs in construction, oil. In 1988 started Excel Communications, multilevel-marketer of long-distance service.
Kentucky Wildcats
Kevin McCarthy
- Starred in the classic sci-fi movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", also appeared in numerous TV series.
Kevin Spacey
- He's bound to asphyxiate soon from pulling that closet door shut so tightly.
Khaled, Hayat, Hutham, Lubna & Mary Olayan
- Sulaiman Olayan was a self-made man who became known as the Warren Buffett of Saudi Arabia. The Olayan Group has big stakes in MetLife, Credit Suisse First Boston, J.P. Morgan Chase, and American International Group. Ownership of the company now lies with Sulaiman's widow, Mary, and his four children.
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
- The principal architect of the 9/11 attacks, shoe bomber attack, the 1993 WTC bombing, and more. Captured by Pakistanis in 2003. His mug shot after capture is a classic. Interrogated and possibly tortured by US at Guantanimo Bay.
Kiefer Sutherland
- Alcoholic actor who plays heroic anti-terror agent Jack Bauer on the TV series 24. Julia Roberts once dumped him just days before their scheduled wedding.
Kim Jong Il
- North Koreans feel that they are living in paradise on Earth under the devine leadership of "Dear Leader". Some people in other nations are under the misconception that North Korea is an oppressive nation that commits atrocities against its populace and terrorizes its neighbors.
Kim Mathers
- Eminem's two-time ex-wife
King Abdullah ibn al-Saud
- This dicator's family holds absolute power over Saudi Arabia. Prince Abdullah has been in charge since King Fahd's stroke in 1995. The royal family promotes an extreme form of Islam called Wahhabism, which even allows other Muslims to be called "infidels".
King Harald V of Norway
- Born 1937. The first King of Norway to be born in the country since 1370. Acceded to the throne on the death of his father, Olav V, in 1991. He was a member of several of Norway's Olympic sailing teams. In September 2003 it was announced that he has bladder cancer.
King Mswati III
- Mswati III was 18 years old when he was crowned king of Swaziland in 1986. He has a lot in common with George W. Bush. According to the constitution, he has the right to overrule all laws and rules, and it is illegal to investigate any matter relating to the him.
Kirk Douglas
- Starred in Spartacus, wrote The Ragman's Son, suffered a stroke a few years back but has made a good recovery, father of Michael Douglas.
Kirk Kerkorian
- Majority stockholder of MGM Mirage, which owns 11 casino resorts on the famed Las Vegas Strip alone, including jewels such as Bellagio, Mandalay Bay and Luxor. Kerkorian's empire extends to 17 other gambling halls in Nevada, elsewhere in the USA and Australia.
Kitty Wells
- One of the few country stars born in Nashville, Kitty Wells (born Muriel Deason) had a string of hits from the '50s to the early '70s that earned her the title Queen of Country Music.
Kris Kristofferson
- Alcoholic songwriter whose bottle-and-a-half of Jack Daniel's a day habit not only caused his divorce, but was also the reason he lost his job as a helicopter pilot. He fell asleep at the controls.
Kristy McNichol
- 1970s girl teen idol has bipolar affective disorder, also known as manic-depression.
Kroger
- Supermarket chain
Kunio Busujima
- Founder and chairman of Sankyo, major slot machine maker in Japan.
Kurt Loder
- MTV News reporter
Kurtwood Smith
- Portrayed Red Foreman on 'That '70s Show'
Kweisi Mfume
- NAACP President and Chief Executive Officer.
Kyle Petty
- Woefully bad NASCAR racer
L. Lowry Mays
- Harvard M.B.A. bought first radio station in 1972 with fellow Texan Red McCombs. Built Clear Channel Communications into nation's largest station owner with 1,200 outlets.
La Salle Explorers
Lafayette Leopards
Laffit Pincay
- Winningest jockey of all time
Lance Armstrong
- After surviving a bout with testicular cancer, he won the Tour de France seven consecutive times (1999 to 2005).
Lance Bass
- Gay *NSYNC singer. Attempts to become a cosmonaut were put on hold due to lack of funds.
Lara Flynn Boyle
- Skinny actress married and broke up with Jack Nicholson. Into wild partying and heavy boozing.
Larry Dierker
- Houston Astros manager who collapsed with a grand mal seizure in the Astros dugout during a game in 1999.
Larry Flynt
- He was shot in 1978 by a white supremacist outraged over an interracial spread in Hustler. Now he's going after GW Bush, so you know there's probably another hit on him coming soon.
Larry Hagman
- An active anti-smoking campaigner, he's nevertheless not averse to the odd drink or ten, and needed a liver transplant in 1995 due to cirrhosis. Has reportedly been hitting the bottle again over the past couple of years. Starred in "Dallas" and "I Dream of Jeannie".
Larry King
- CNN fixture, survived multiple heart attacks and marriages.
LaToya Jackson
- Likes plastic surgery almost as much as Michael.
Latrell Sprewell
- NBA coach-choking clubhouse cancer
Laura Bush
- First lady/literacy advocate. At age 17, she ran a stop sign and crashed into her boyfriend's car, killing him in the accident (1963).
Laura Schlessinger
- Radio talk-show host of the Dr. Laura call-in show
Lauren Bacall
- Married to Humphrey Bogart and, later, to Jason Robards
Laurence Tisch
- Got start with New Jersey hotel in 1955. Took control of Loews Theatres 1959, diversified interests now include insurance (CNA Financial), watches (Bulova), oil-drilling (Diamond Offshore Drilling), tobacco (Lorillard).
Lawrence Babbio, Jr.
- President of Verizon
Lawrence Eagleburger
- Secretary of State under Bush Sr.
Lawrence Ellison
- Brash founder of database maker Oracle focusing on government as dot-com clients evaporate. Now promoting national security database (donated by Oracle) as answer to terrorism.
Lawrence Taylor
- He was a head coach in the 2004 Lingerie Bowl.
Le Duc Anh
- President of Vietnam, suffered a severe stroke in late 1996
Lech Walesa
- Polish electrician, trade union activist, human rights fighter and politician. He founded Solidarity, the Soviet bloc's first independent trade union, won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1983, and served as President of Poland from 1990 to 1995.
Lee Iacocca (FFF 2007)
- Senior executive at Ford, where he was responsible for the design of the Ford Mustang. Took a position at Chrysler and rebuilt the company from the ground up after getting a government bailout in 1979.
Lee McPhail
- Former president of baseball's American League
Lee Meriwether
- Miss America 1954. One of the most prominent TV character actresses and game show contestants of the 1960's and 1970's.
Lee Seng Wee
- A well-known philanthropist, he has given away millions through his Lee Foundation for schools. Fortune comes from Overseas-Chinese Banking Corp., one of the largest in Singapore.
Lee Shau Kee
- Hong Kong real estate baron
Lehigh Mountain Hawks
Leif Garrett
- 1970s teen idol arrested for drugs about 5 million times.
Lemmy Kilmister
- Lemmy originally wanted to name the band Bastard, but settled on Motorhead, which is slang for speed freak. He has some of the nastiest moles on his face that you will ever see.
Lena Horne
- Singer known for her version of "Stormy Weather". Appeared in the movie "The Wiz".
Leon Levine
- Penny-pinching economy means booming business for Levine's Family Dollar Stores.
Leon Spinks
- Leon was known to be a party animal during his period as world heavyweight champion. He even hired a young Mr. T to be one of his bodyguards during that time. As of 2006 Leon is living on welfare and handouts.
Leonard & Ronald Lauder
- Brothers control the cosmetics concern started by mother, Estee in 1946.
Leonard Nimoy
- Already died once in Star Trek. How long do Vulcans live anyway?
Leonardo Del Vecchio
- Italian founder of Luxottica, the world's largest designer and manufacturer of high-quality eyeglass frames. His U.S. brands—Ray-Ban, optical chain LensCrafters, Sunglass Hut—are ubiquitous.
Leonardo DiCaprio
- Will leave an attractive corpse if he dies young.
Leonore Annenberg
- Widow, second wife of publisher Walter Annenberg (Philadelphia Inquirer, TV Guide, Seventeen).
Les Paul
- Guitar maker, pioneered the use of overdubbing in recordings
Leslie Gonda
- Leslie fled Hungary during WWII, landed in L.A. and went into real estate. Teamed up with son, Louis, and fellow Hungarian Steven Udvar-Hazy to buy, lease airplanes. Sold International Lease Finance to AIG 1990.
Leslie Nielsen
- Formerly a serious actor until the 1980 movie "Airplane!" kicked off his career in comedies.
Leslie Wexner
- Ohio State law school dropout opened first Limited outlet 1963 with $5,000 loan. Current brands: Victoria's Secret, Bath & Body Works, Express, Express Men's (Structure), Lerner New York, Limited Stores, White Barn Candle Co., Henri Bendel. Spinoffs: Abercrombie & Fitch 1998, Limited Too 1999.
Lester Crown
- Son of Chicago financier Henry Crown (d. 1990), who created Material Service with two brothers in 1919, merged with General Dynamics 1959. Lester controls family holdings, including large stakes in Maytag, Bank One and the Chicago Bulls.
Levi Stubbs
- Lead singer of The Four Tops from 1953 to 2000, until ill health stopped him from touring.
Lexmark
- The Lexington, KY based printer company, has experienced increased competition and earnings decline. Closing manufacturing facilities in Mexico and Scotland to transfer those jobs to lower-cost countries.
Li Ka-shing
- Nicknamed Superman, but Cha-Ching is more like it. Asia's richest and most influential billionaire, Li's empire spans 41 countries and accounts for 13% of Hong Kong's stock market value.
Liam Gallagher
- The lead singer of the British rock band Oasis, the self-proclaimed "greatest band in the world". Has had one drunken melee after another. If he's not beating the crap out of a fan, he's probably causing problems elsewhere. Often fights with his brother and bandmate, Noel Gallagher.
Lil' Kim
- Female hardcore rapper Kimberly Jones. Denied allegations that she and her entourage were responsible for a shootout at New York City radio station Hot 97 in 2001.
Liliane Bettencourt
- France's richest person inherited her forture from her father, who had a controlling stake in L'Oreal. As discreet as she is rich, Bettencourt shuns the press. Part of the reason may be an impressive number of skeletons in the family closet, most relating to the family's intimate association with extreme-right political groups in Vichy France.
Lily Tomlin
- Murphy Brown's boss. Her memorable characters include Ernestine and Edith Ann. Was a Laugh-In regular.
Linda Ellerbee
- Gained fame in the 1970s and 1980s for her stints as an NBC News Washington correspondent, Weekend co-anchor, reporter, and co-anchor of NBC News Overnight. "And so it goes" is her catch phrase and the title of her 1986 bestselling book.
Linda Evangelista
- Model who won't wake up for less than $10K/day
Linda Evans
- Dynasty, married to John Derek before Bo, dated Yanni for years
Linda Lavin
- Played Alice on the TV series
Linda Tripp
- Under the guise of a friendship, she taped phone conversations with Monica Lewinsky to get the details of her affair with President Clinton. She turned the tapes over to Kenneth Starr to use against President Clinton.
Lindsay Lohan
- Lindsay's bodyguard says, “I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out-of-control as Lindsay is. I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I’d breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive.”
Lindsay Wagner
- Bionic Woman and lots of made-for-TV movies
Linus Torvalds
- Computer geek created Linux in 1991, a freeware version of Unix for PCs
Little Richard
- Flamboyant performer who wrote "Tutti Frutti"
Liv Tyler
- Daughter of Aerosmith frontman, Steven Tyler and playmate Bebe Buell. She was named Liv because Liv Ullman was on the cover of TV guide the week she was born.
Liza Minnelli
- At one time near-dead, Liza has battled back admirably to something approaching health. If her marriage fails, will she be back where she started: popping pills and looking fat in a wheelchair.
Loni Anderson
- WKRP, an ex-wife of Burt Reynolds
Lorena Bobbitt
- Chopped off the penis of her husband John Bobbitt in 1993.
Loretta Lynn
- Coal Miner's Daughter, older sister of Crystal Gayle
Loretta Swit
- Hot Lips on M*A*S*H*
Los Angeles Clippers
Los Angeles Dodgers
Los Angeles Kings
Los Angeles Lakers
Lou Albano
- Obese professional wrestler and wrestling manager. Played Cyndi Lauper's father in her video for "Girls Just Want to Have Fun".
Lou Duva
- Ancient boxing promoter who has suffered various heart ailments. "Why would I retire?" asks Duva. "The only way they're going to get rid of me is to carry me the hell out of here."
Lou Ferrigno
- The Incredible Hulk in the late '70s
Lou Holtz
- Took four different programs to top 20 finishes. Bears a striking resemblance to Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Lou Jacobi
- Appeared in "I.Q." and "My Favorite Year", among other movies
Lou Montulli
- Inventor of the BLINK tag in HTML, as well as HTTP cookies. Wrote the text-based Lynx browser for Unix, back in 1991. Put the second "cam" on the web, Fishcam.
Lou Piniella
- Usually seen throwing his hat, throwing first base, or kicking dirt on an umpire.
Lou Reed
- Frontman of the Velvet Underground. Released the radio classic "Walk on the Wild Side" in 1972 as a solo artist.
Louie Anderson
- Rotund comedian
Louis Farrakhan
- Head of the Church of Islam. Organized the Million Man March. Calls white people devils.
Louis Gossett Jr.
- Gossett did not become a bona fide star until his Emmy-winning performance in Roots (1977). His career picked up considerably after that. In 1982, Gossett earned a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for playing a drill sergeant in An Officer and a Gentleman.
Louis Jourdan
- The picture of suave, he has appeared in numerous movies, including "Three Coins in the Fountain", "Gigi", and "Octopussy"
Louisiana Lafayette Ragin Cajuns
Louisiana Monroe Indians
Louisiana State Tigers
Louisiana Tech Bulldogs
Louisville Cardinals
Loyola Marymount Lions
Luciano Benetton
- One of the founders and current Chairman of Benetton Group, one of the largest fashion retailers in the world.
Lucio Tan
- Made it big on cigarettes and liquor in the Philippines. His Fortune Tobacco supplies some 67% of all smokers in the country.
Lucius Battle
- US Ambassador to Egypt, 1964-67
Lucy Liu
- Starred as Ling Woo in 'Ally McBeal'. Also was in 'Charlie's Angels,' 'Payback,' 'Play it to the Bone' and 'City of Industry'. Spokesmodel for Revlon.
Luise Rainer
- Austrian-born actress, won back-to-back Oscars for starring in the movies "The Great Ziegfeld" and "The Good Earth"
Lyle Lovett
- Country singer with a junior Don King haircut
Lyndon LaRouche
- This guy just won't go away. Candidate for president since 1976. Anti-Jewish extermist who denies the holocaust.
Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme
- Member of Charles Manson's cult who attemped to assassinate President Ford.
Lynn Redgrave
- English actress born in 1943
Macromedia
- Microsoft could make a play to take over Macromedia to prevent further Java integration in the Flash Player.
Madeleine Albright
- The first woman Secretary of State and the highest-ranking woman in the federal government to date.
Madeleine L'Engle
- Popular children's author, her most famous work is "A Wrinkle in Time"
Madonna
- Played a little tonsil hockey with Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.
Magic Johnson
- The announcer in Michael Jackson's "Remember the Time" video. Tough deadpool pick as apparently even AIDS has no effect on him.
Maersk Mc-Kinney Moller
- Stepped down as chairman of the family's shipping company in December 2003. His father and grandfather founded the business in 1904.
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
- He was the Beatles' spiritual guru and he turned the world on to Transcendental Meditation.
Mahmoud Abbas
- Born 1935. Chairman of the PLO & Fatah in Palestine.
Maine Blackbears
Malcolm Glazer
- Shopping-mall magnate owns the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Manchester United.
Malcolm Toon
- Former US ambassador to the Soviet Union
Mamie Van Doren
- 1950s sex goddess best known for wearing the brassiere known as the bullet bra.
Manuel Noriega
- Panamanian leader from 1983 to 1989. Has major acne scars. Was regularly paid by the CIA from the late 1950s to 1986. Overthrown and captured by a U.S. invading force in 1989, and imprisoned in Miami in 1992.
Manute Bol
- The 7'7" center from Sudan was the first foreign player selected in the NBA draft. Retired to his native Sudan and unsuccessfully attempted to fund the overthrow of the Islamic government, before being forced to flee back to the US.
Marc Rich
- Commodities trader fled to Europe after being indicted for manipulating U.S. oil system, trading with Iran during hostage crisis, evading taxes. Residing in Switzerland since 1983. Reluctant to return to U.S. despite receiving pardon from Clinton in 2001.
Marcia Clark
- After the OJ trial, Clark took a leave of absence from the district attorney's office and is not expected to return. For an advance of four million dollars, Clark wrote a successful book entitled Without A Doubt about her experience in the Simpson trial.
Marcia Wallace
- Carol on The Bob Newhart Show, currently Miss Krabappel on The Simpsons.
Margaret Cargill
- Heir to America's largest privately held company, grain trader Cargill.
Margaret Thatcher
- Britain's first female Prime Minister, and one of Augusto Pinochet's beer buddies. After her fall from grace in 1990 and subsequent retirement from the House of Commons two years later, the handbag-toting Iron Lady is now generally regarded as a bit nuts. In 2002 she retired from public life following a number of strokes.
Margaret Trudeau
- Former 1st Lady of Canada
Margot Kidder
- Lois Lane in the '70s and '80s Superman movies. Troubled, but doing much better.
Marguerite Harbert
- Husband John Murdoch Harbert III (d. 1995) turned $6,000 in craps winnings into construction colossus: airports, pipelines, power plants.
Maria Shriver
- Shriver is a veteran TV news reporter and a member of the prominent Kennedy family. She's the daughter of Eunice Kennedy and Sargent Shriver, the niece of president John Kennedy and the granddaughter of Joseph Kennedy. Married Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1986.
Mariah Carey
- Possibly the biggest selling female artist of the 1990s. Suffered a nervous breakdown (July, 2001).
Marian McPartland
- Jazz pianist, host of the long-running NPR radio program "Marian McPartland's Piano Jazz"
Marilyn Carlson Nelson & Barbara Gage
- Sisters inherited travel-hospitality conglomerate Carlson Cos. from father: Radisson and Regent Hotels, T.G.I. Friday's, Seven Seas cruise line.
Marilyn Chambers
- Porn star born in 1952.
Marilyn Manson
- Leader and namesake (real name Brian Warner) of the band Marilyn Manson. As a teenager, Manson stole, and later experimented with black magic, drugs and rock music. Later, after he had formed his band, he would perform bizzare on-stage antics, abuse drugs, self-injure, and did other self-destructive things.
Marion Ross
- Marion on Happy Days, Drew's Mom on the Drew Carey Show
Marjorie Lord
- Played the wife of Danny Thomas in the TV series "Make Room for Daddy"
Mark David Chapman
- Assassin of Beatle John Lennon
Mark Dean and Dennis Moeller
- Developed improvements in computer architecture that enhanced the PC by enabling components to communicate with each other in a high-speed, efficient manner. The first commercial use of their patents was marketed in 1984 in the IBM PC/AT computer.
Mark Felt (FFF 2006)
- Recently revealed to be Deep Throat. From the looks of his photo, Mr. Felt took this secret 99.5 percent of the way to the grave.
Marquette Golden Eagles
Martha Ingram
- Late husband, Bronson Ingram, inherited father's oil and barge empire 1963, started Ingram Micro.
Martha Quinn
- Original MTV veejay
Martha Stewart
- She can do anything better than you.
Martha Tilton
- Singer with Benny Goodman's band in the 1930s and 1940s, known as the "Liltin' Miss Tilton"
Martin Gardner
- Known for popularizing mathematics and mathematical puzzles. He wrote a regular column called "Mathematical Games" in the magazine Scientific American for many years.
Martin Lawrence
- Starred in his own TV series, 'Martin', and several movies. His co-star, Tisha Campbell, sued him for sexual harassment. He checks in and out of drug rehab centers like they are hotels. He was arrested in Los Angeles for screaming 'Fight the Power' at motorists while having a loaded gun in his pocket. He went jogging wearing heavy clothes in 100 degree weather until he collapsed of heat stroke and went into a coma (August, 1999). He was arrested for a second time for carrying a loaded gun, this time at the Phoenix airport. He was arrested for punching a guy who bumped into him on a dance floor.
Martin Mull
- Spokesman for Red Roof Inns before being replaced by a bobblehead doll. Currently he can be seen playing the part of Principal Kraft on "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch".
Martin Sheen
- Sheen suffered a heart attack during the arduous shooting of Apocalypse Now.
Martina Navratilova
- Bisexual tennis superstar. Won 18 major singles titles from 1978-1990.
Marty & Sid Krofft
- Co-creators of "H.R. Pufnstuf, Land of the Lost"
Marv Albert
- Hospitalized for attempted suicide in 1996. Recovered to bite a woman on the back in 1997. Yesssssss!
Marv Levy
- Buffalo coach who became an expert at losing Super Bowls.
Marvin Herb
- Bronx native moved to the Midwest for job at PepsiCo. Bought Coca-Cola bottling plants in Indianapolis, Chicago; built into nation's third-largest Coke bottler before selling out to Coca-Cola Enterprises for $1.4 billion in 2001.
Marvin Miller
- Headed the Major League Baseball Players Association (the players' union) for 16 years.
Marwan Barghouti
- (born June 6, 1959) A Palestinian leader from the West Bank and a leader of the Fatah movement that forms the backbone of the Palestinian Authority and the Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO). He is currently serving five life sentences in an Israeli jail for murder and attempted murder.
Mary Hart
- Entertainment Tonight co-host since 1982
Mary Kate Olsen
- Mary-Kate is rumored to be suffering from anorexia, but that didn't stop her from starring in a TV campaign to promote McDonalds' Happy Meals in France in September 2004.
Mary Quant
The fashion designer behind mini-skirts & hot pants. Born 1934.
Maryland Terrapins
Mary Tyler Moore
- Goddess of sensuality, virginity, and the eternal hunt; actually was very pleased for the chance to break typecast and swing her boobs around in 1996's "Flirting With Disaster".
Masatoshi Ito
- Owner and honorary chairman of the Ito-Yokado retailing group, which includes more than 10,000 7-Elevens in Japan and the U.S. Ito built all this from a small family clothing shop.
Massachusetts Minutemen
Massoud Barzani
- Kurdistan Democratic Party (KDP) chief who had three of his brothers killed under Saddam.
Matt Groening
- Creator of the animated TV series "The Simpsons" and "Futurama", author of the comic "Life in Hell"
Matthew McConaughey
- Marijuana-loving actor who has dated Sandra Bullock, Ashley Judd, Patricia Arquette and Penelope Cruz.
Maureen O'Hara
- She broke her wrist while slapping John Wayne in 'The Quiet Man.'
Maurice Sendak
- Great kids' book writer, Where the Wild Things Are.
Max Baer, Jr.
- Give it up for Jethro Bodean.
Maya Angelou
- Poet and civil rights activist. She was raped at eight by her mother's boyfriend and chronicled it in 'I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.'
McNeese State Cowboys
Meadowlark Lemon
- As the "Clown Prince" of the Harlem Globetrotters for 24 seasons, Meadowlark Lemon played in more than 7,500 consecutive games for the red, white, and blue.
Meinhardt Raabe
- Played the Munchkin coroner in "The Wizard of Oz"
Mel Ferrer
- Played Phillip Erikson on the TV series "Falcon Crest"
Mel Gibson
- Movie star who has suffered depression and was suicidal. It looks like he has won his battle with alcoholism and skirt-chasing and moved on to religious fanatacism.
Meles Zenawi
- In 1998, he subjected Ethiopia to an unnecessary border war with Eritrea that caused thousands of deaths. He agreed to international arbitration to settle the border, but when the Eritrea-Ethiopia Boundary Commission ruled against him, Meles refused to abide by the decision.
Melinda Gates
- Bill's wife gives her time and efforts to many charitable causes.
Melvin Simon
- Runs Simon Property, America's largest shopping-mall empire.
Memphis Grizzlies
Memphis Tigers
Merle Haggard
- Haggard ran afoul of the law at an early age and eventually wound up in San Quentin. By 1990, he had notched up the incredible tally of 95 country hits on the Billboard chart, including 38 chart toppers, but only three years later was declared bankrupt.
Meryl Streep
- Starred in 'Kramer Vs. Kramer,' 'Sophie's Choice,' 'Holocaust,' 'Deer Hunter,' 'French Lieutenant's Wife,' 'Silkwood,' 'Out of Africa,' 'Postcards From the Edge,' 'The Bridges of Madison County,' 'Death Becomes Her,' 'Out of Africa' and 'One True Thing'. Nominated a dozen times for the Academy Award.
Mia Farrow
- Daughter of Maureen O'Sullivan, an ex-wife of Frank Sinatra and Andre Previn, former longtime companion of Woody Allen.
Miami Dolphins
Miami Heat
Miami Hurricanes
Miami (OH) Redhawks
Michael Bloomberg
- NY Mayor's company's core business is selling business information.
Michael Caine
- Wonderful in many movies, including Educating Rita, won supporting Oscars for Hannah and Her Sisters and Cider House Rules.
Michael Collins
- Apollo 11 command module pilot
Michael DeBakey
- Pioneering heart surgeon, born in 1908
Michael Dukakis
- Card-carrying member of the ACLU who lost to GHW Bush in 1988.
Michael Foot
- Born 1913. Dishevelled left-wing journalist. Leader of Britain's Labour Party from 1980-83.
Michael Irvin
- Cocaine-loving Cowboys WR and TV commentator
Michael J. Fox
- Starred as Alex on 'Family Ties' and Michael on 'Spin City'. Starred in the 'Back to the Future' trilogy. He is active in fighting Parkinson's Disease (a disease he is afflicted with).
Michael Jackson
- King of pop. Also a flaky-faced, monkey-loving, baby-dangling, little boy-loving one-man freak show.
Michael Madsen
- Reservoir dog Mr. Blonde
Michael McDermott
- Criminal killed seven coworkers
Michael Moore
- Beloved Oscar-winning director of documentary films.
Michael Richards
- Some people might want to see this actor who portrayed Kramer on Seinfeld upside down with a fork up his ass.
Michael Spinks
- Spinks became the first light heavyweight champ to move up and win the heavyweight title when he decisioned Larry Holmes in 1985. Spinks beat Holmes again, then Gerry Cooney, and then Mike Tyson destroyed him in 91 seconds.
Michelangelo Antonioni
- Italian director
Michele Ferrero
- Passions: church and chocolate. Owner of the eponymous chocolate maker, one of Europe's largest with estimated 2002 sales of $4 billion. Brands include Ferrero Rocher, Nutella, Tic Tac and Kinder Eggs.
Michelle Bachelet
- President of Chile. Born into a Roman Catholic family, Bachelet has received a large amount of press because of her agnosticism.
Michelle Bauer
- Porn actress who starred in "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers"
Michigan State Spartans
Michigan Wolverines
Mick Jagger
- Must have taken enough drugs to overdose a medium-sized town at this point. Has to be either nearly dead at this point or immortal.
Mick Taylor
- Ex-guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Joined the Stones in June, 1969 and left the Stones in December, 1974.
Micky Dolenz
- Drummer for The Monkees
Mickey Rooney
- 1940s superstar actor. Married more times than he can probably recall, including, most improbably, to screen goddess Ava Gardner. He underwent surgery for a perforated colon in 1999, and had part of it removed, presumably leaving him with a semi-colon.
Mickey Rourke
- Starred in '1941,' 'Pope of Greenwich Village,' '9½ Weeks,' 'Homeboy,' 'Johnny Handsome,' 'Wild Orchid,' 'The Rainmaker' and 'Buffalo '66' . He was arrested for assaulting his wife in 1994 - what a complete wuss! Kim Basinger branded him 'The Human Ashtray.' His co-stars have complained of his bad body odor.
Micky Arison
- Owner of Miami Heat enjoys smooth sailing as captain of world's largest cruise ship company, Carnival.
Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders
Miep Gies
- She protected Anne Frank and her family by hiding them in a secret annex above Anne's father's shop in Amsterdam. She saved the diary that made Anne Frank a household name. Her first name is the noise that Road Runner makes when taunting Wile E. Coyote.
Mike Connors
- Best known as Joe Mannix on ‘Mannix' (1967-1975). Birth name is Krekor Ohanian. He tends to be typecast as a tough guy of Armenian descent.
Mike Ditka
- Coached the Chicago Bears and New Orleans Saints. Owns 'Iron Mike's Restaurant'. NFL Rookie of the Year (1961). Winning coach of Superbowl XX (1982). NBC sportscaster.
Mike Farrell
- Portrayed B.J. Honeycutt on M*A*S*H*. Although he opposes the war in Iraq, he was once a U.S. Marine.
Mike Tyson
- Ex-boxing champ, convicted rapist, and possible cannibal. Not a man to be messed with. You can't go wrong in a deadpool when a guy is quoted as saying on Fox Sports 'Beyond the Glory' show: "Maybe in my next life, I'll have a better life. And that's why I'm just looking forward to go to the other world. 'Cause I really hate the way I live now. And I hate my life now."
Mike Wallace
- Mike Wallace has been co-editor of 60 Minutes since its premiere on Sept. 24, 1968.
Mikhail Baryshnikov
- Ballet dancer, born January 27, 1948, in Riga, Latvia.
Mikhail Gorbachev (FFF 2007)
- By gently pushing open the gates of reform, he unleashed a democratic flood that deluged the Soviet universe and washed away the cold war. He never was able to wash away that stain on his head, though.
Mikhail Kalashnikov
- Military engineer who designed the the AK-47 assault rifle which has become synonymous with his name. In 2004, he began marketing his own brand of vodka; the two products perhaps don't make the best of bedfellows.
Mills Lane
- Won the NCAA Welterweight boxing title in 1960. Referee for many memorable boxing fights. TV courtroom judge.
Milo Hamilton
- Voice of practically every major league baseball team at one time or another. His catch phrase was, "Holy Toledo!"
Milos Forman
- Director, "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"
Milwaukee Brewers
Milwaukee Bucks
Minnesota Golden Gophers
Minnesota Timberwolves
Minnesota Twins
Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Wild
Miriam Seegar
- One of the few known surviving silent film actors (as an adult). Born in Greentown, Indiana, she began appearing in films in 1928 and retired in 1933.
Mischa Barton
- Marissa Cooper on The O.C.
Miss Cleo
- Real name Youree Cleomili Harris. The spokesperson for a multimillion dollar phone psychic syndicate.
Mississippi Rebels
Mississippi State Bulldogs
Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils
Missouri Tigers
Mitch Miller
- Bandleader and music company executive, worked with many big stars. At the same time he had a highly successful performing career in the form of Mitch Miller and His Gang, and fronted the TV series "Sing Along With Mitch".
Mitzi Gaynor
- 1950s pinup girl
Mohammed Bahr al-Uloom (FFF 2005, 2006)
- An 80-year-old liberal Shiite cleric who fled Iraq in 1991 and returned after the fall of Saddam Hussein in April 2003.
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- Iraqi Information Minister, AKA Baghdad Bob or Comical Ali.
Mohsen Abdul Hamid
- Sunni who holds a seat on Iraq's Governing Council.
Monica Lewinsky
- White House intern and sex-kitten
Monica Seles
- Grunting tennis star who was stabbed on court by a deranged Steffi Graf fan in 1993.
Montana Grizzlies
Montana State Bobcats
Monte Irvin
- Stuck in the Negro Leagues during his prime, Irvin finally made it to the majors in 1949. He still had a fine career, lasting until 1956. In 1951 he led the NL in RBI, helping the Giants to the pennant.
Montel Williams
- Motivational Speaker/TV Talk Show Host. He divorced his wife to marry stripper Bambi Jr., then cheated on his stripper wife.
Montreal Canadiens
Monty Hall
- Let's Make a Deal
Morgan Freeman
- From The Electric Company to Oscar nominations
Morley Safer
- Has been a co-editor of 60 Minutes since December 1970. The 2003-04 season marks his 34th on the broadcast.
Morris Kahn
- An original investor in $1.6 billion Amdocs, a customer relationship management and billing software firm for large telecom outfits. One out of every two phone calls made in North America relies on Amdocs software.
Mort Sahl
- Political humorist born in 1927
Mort Walker
- Cartoonist who created Beetle Bailey
Mortimer Zuckerman
- Built warehouse and office space in Boston and Washington, D.C. Second career as publisher: owns U.S. News & World Report, New York's Daily News. Sold Fast Company magazine for $365 million near tech market peak.
Moses Malone
- Ended up being the last remnant of the ABA when he retired in 1995. Malone was named NBA MVP in 1979 and 1982. He was accused by his wife in 1993 of brutality and making death threats.
Mother Angelica
- Born in 1923 as Born Rita Antoinette Rizzo. She went on to found the Eternal World Television Network (EWTN), the largest Catholic cable network with an audience of about 66 million households in 43 countries.
Mr. Blackwell
- The flamboyantly gay fashion critic puts half naked women on his list as worst dressed. Birth name is Richard Seltzer.
Mr. T
- Born Laurence Tureaud. Two-time America's Toughest Bouncer. Beat cancer. Played Sgt. B.A. Baracus in "The A-Team", and made a habit of pitying fools and not gettin' on no airplanes.
Muammar Qaddafi (FFF 2007)
- His last name belongs in the bad spellers hall of fame. Primary reason very few children are named "Muammar" in the U.S. these days. Suffers from leukemia. In Feb 2002 doctors gave him about two years to live.
Muhammad Ali (FFF 2006)
- "The Greatest"
Mullah Omar
- Taliban leader
Mumia Abu-Jamal
- African-American journalist on death row in Pennsylvania. He was convicted of killing a Philadelphia policeman in 1982. A movement has arisen claiming the trial was rigged because of Abu-Jamal's revolutionary political beliefs. The state of Pennsylvania twice set an execution date for Mumia, in 1995 and again in 1999. Both times the execution was stopped by the actions of people around the world.
Muqtada al-Sadr
- The 31-year-old radical cleric in Najaf, Iraq who has his own militia.
Mustafa Barghouti
- Born in 1954. Hero to the Palestinan people, currently in an Israel jail. Despite this, he is trying to win the Palestinan Presidency in 2005.
Naguib Mahfouz
- Eqyptian writer, "The Cairo Trilogy", winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature
Nan Tucker McEvoy
- Modest heiress to San Francisco Chronicle empire started by grandfather, Michael H. de Young. Called only liberal in family: Peace Corps deputy director, New York Herald Tribune reporter, abortion clinic founder. Family revenge: forced her from Chronicle board 1995; company sold against her wishes in 1999. Now concentrating on thriving organic olive oil business started north of San Francisco.
Nancy Kassebaum
- US Senator from Kansas 1979-97
Nancy Reagan
- Despite being pro-family values, she was three months pregnant when she married Ronald Reagan (March 4, 1952). Ronald calls her 'Mommy.' Appeared as herself in an episode of 'Diff'rent Strokes' (March 19, 1983).
Nancy Sinatra
- She posed fully nude in Playboy at 54 years old (1995). Recorded 'These Boots are Made For Walking'.
Naomi Campbell
- Leggy supermodel of Jamaican-Chinese extraction. Campbell has made headlines for her violent temper tantrums, including throwing a jewel-encrusted cell phone at her housekeeper.
Naomi Judd
- Singer, mother of The Judds
Nashville Predators
Navy Midshipmen
Nawaz Sharif
- Twice Prime Minister of Pakistan
Nebraska Cornhuskers
Ned Beatty
- Will probably "squeal like a pig" when he goes.
Neil Armstrong
- First man to walk on the moon or actor in an unconvincing Hollywood film set, depending on whom you believe.
Neil Bluhm
- President of Chicago developer JMB Realty. Developing Niagara Falls casino with Pritzker family.
Neil Bush
- Son of George H.W. Bush. Paid $50,000 in a civil lawsuit stemming from the Silverado Savings & Loans scandal. Had inappropriate sexual encounters with women in Thailand and Hong Kong.
Neil Diamond
- Singer of 'America,' 'Love on the Rocks,' and 'You Don't Bring Me Flowers'
Neil Simon
- Wrote the plays The Odd Couple, Lost in Yonkers, The Sunshine Boys, Broadway Bound, Barefoot in the Park, and Biloxi Blues.
Neil Young
- Fourth member of the group Crosby, Still, Nash & Young. He had a solo hit single in 1970 with "Southern Man", about his impression of life in the southern USA, which prompted Lynard Skynard to record and release a rebuttal, "Sweet Home, Alabama".
Nelson Doubleday
- One of Forbes 400 Richest Americans. Co-owner of the New York Mets.
Nelson Mandela
- One of the most respected men in world politics but getting old.
Néstor Kirchner
- President of Argentina
Nevada Wolf Pack
New England Patriots
New Hampshire Wildcats
New Jersey Devils
New Jersey Nets
New Mexico Lobos
New Mexico State Aggies
New Orleans Hornets
New Orleans Privateers
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
New York Islanders
New York Jets
New York Knicks
New York Mets
New York Rangers
New York Yankees
Newman Darby
- First person to invent a windsurfing board, although he did not file a patent for his design.
Newt Gingrich
- The hero of the Republican party after the 1994 elections. Only four years later, he was the goat. He resigned as Speaker of the House and left Congress in 1999.
NFL Network
TV channel that many people don't get because cable systems have to pay an extra high cost to get the channel.
Ng Teng Fong
- Singapore real estate developer who snapped up some prime real estate in Hong Kong in the early 1980s during the colony's property crash.
Nicholls State Colonels
Nick Nolte
- Down and Out in Beverly Hills is not just a movie role anymore.
Nicolas Hayek
- Merged two struggling Swiss watchmakers, SSIH and ASUAG, in the 1980s to form Swatch.
Nicole Kidman
- Rumors had it that Nicole and her ex-husband Tom Cruise are both gay and were just married for appearances.
Nikki Sixx
- Principal song writer of Motley Crue. Big fan of heroin, cigarettes, and booze. Now married to actress/model Donna D'Errico, but you know that won't last.
Noam Chomsky
- A leading dissident political scholar in the United States. His critiques of the American media and American policies have been devastating. Oddly, his political work is much better known outside the U.S.
Noelle Bush
- Governor's daughter/drug offender
Nolan Bushnell
- Invented the video game Pong, founded Atari and the Chuck E. Cheese pizza chain.
Nolan Ryan
- Once gave a major beatdown to Robin Ventura when he rushed the mound on him.
Norm MacDonald
- Saturday Night Live news anchor. Impersonates Bob Dole, David Letterman, Burt Reynolds and Larry King.
Norman H. Bangerter
- Republican Governor of Utah, 1985-93
Norman Borlaug
- Agricultural scientist. Won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1970 for his work helping alleviate hunger around the world.
Norman Lear
- Produced the TV shows 'All in the Family,' 'Sanford and Son,' 'Maude,' 'Good Times,' 'One Day at a Time' 'Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman' and 'The Martha Raye Show'. Produced the movies 'The Princess Bride' and 'Fried Green Tomatoes'
Norman Lloyd
- Played Dr. Auschlander on the TV series "St. Elsewhere"
Norman Schwarzkopf
- A leader of Desert Storm, his father was a New Jersey cop who helped investigate the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby.
Norman Wisdom
- British slapstick comedian and film star
Nortel Networks
- Scandal-beset telecommunications company is laying off thousands.
North Carolina A&T Aggies
North Carolina Asheville Bulldogs
North Carolina Greensboro Spartans
North Carolina Tar Heels
North Carolina State Wolfpack
North Carolina Wilmington Seahawks
North Texas Mean Green
Northeastern Huskies
Northern Arizona Lumberjacks
Northern Colorado Bears
Northern Illinois Huskies
Northern Iowa Panthers
Northwest Airlines
Northwestern State Demons
Northwestern Wildcats
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Nouri al-Maliki
- Prime Minister of Iraq since May 2006. Later that year, he took the unusual step of announcing that he wasn't enjoying his job and wouldn't be standing for a second term in office, which loosely translates as, "I'm a moving target and I'm absolutely shitting myself". Born in 1950.
O.J. Simpson
- Held a gun to his head in the back of the white Bronco. Unfortunately, O.J. could never kill the one he truly loved.
Oakland Athletics
Oakland Golden Grizzlies
Oakland Raiders
Ohio State Buckeyes
Oklahoma Sooners
Oklahoma State Cowboys
Oksana Bajul
- World champion figure skater
Olav Thon
- Over the years has amassed a real estate fortune. His $607 million Olav Thon Gruppen owns 320 properties in Norway and 18 abroad.
Oliver North
- Marine lieutenant colonel assigned to the National Security Council staff beginning in 1981 until he was fired on November 25, 1986. Was the White House official most directly involved in secretly aiding the contras, selling arms to Iran, and diverting Iran arms sales proceeds to the contras.
Oliver Stone
- Movie director sees conspiracies everywhere. This contest is out to get him though. Born 1946. Directed and wrote 'JFK,' 'Wall Street,' 'Nixon,' 'Any Given Sunday,' 'Born on 4th of July,' 'The Doors,' 'Natural Born Killer,' and 'Platoon'. Wrote 'Scarface' and 'Conan The Barbarian'.
Olivia de Havilland
- Actress, played Maid Marion to Erol Flynn's Robin Hood, twice portrayed the Queen Mother.
Olivia Newton-John
- Starred in 'Grease,' 'Two of a Kind' and 'Xanadu'. She is a breast cancer survivor and did charity work in that field.
Ollen Smith
- Former stock-car driver opened Charlotte Motor Speedway in 1960; bankrupt two years later. Better luck next go-round. Took Speedway Motorsports public in 1995; stake now worth nearly $900 million. Also owns car dealerships, repair shops.
Olympia Dukakis
- Achieved widespread movie fame as Cher's sharp-tongued mother in Moonstruck.
Omar Epps
- Now you got the juice
Omar al-Bashir
- Dictator from Sudan. Replaced democratically elected government with a radical Islamic regime in a 1989 coup. In Christian parts of southern Sudan, he tried to impose Islamic law in a campaign that included aerial bombing of villages and enslavement of women and children. His forces met with some resistance, escalating to a civil war.
Omar Sharif
- Lawrence of Arabia and Dr. Zhivago - still a great-looking man - would rather play bridge than be in a bad movie.
Oprah Winfrey
- First woman to produce her own TV talk show. Highest paid woman in show biz. Publisher of O magazine.
Oral Roberts
- Born January 24, 1918. Remember when Oral claimed God was going to "take him home soon" if he didn't raise $8 million for his hospital? A millionaire bailed Roberts out of his rendezvous with God.
Oregon Ducks
Oregon State Beavers
Orlando Magic
Orrin Hatch
- Now don't call him Oral. He won't like that. He's not that kind of guy. Pro-family Republican Senator since 1977.
Osama bin Laden (FFF 2006)
- Most likely scenario is Osama dying on his 114th birthday with his great great grandchildren on his knee.
Oscar Niemeyer
- Brazilian architect, proponent of modernism. Designed many of the government buildings in the new capital of Brasília.
Ottawa Senators
Owen Wilson
- Actor usually appearing in rather bland but commercially successful buddy flicks. Alcoholics Anonymous, depression. Suicide Attempt in 2007.
Ozzy Osbourne
- As much as it pains me to say it, Ozzy’s appointment with his maker is long overdue.
P.D. James
- Female English writer of detective stories, born 1920. Not to be confused with P. Diddy.
Pallonji Mistry
- The super-secretive construction tycoon from India.
Pam Dawber
- Mindy McConnell on "Mork & Mindy"
Pam Grier
- From Foxy Brown to Jackie Brown. The queen of the 1970s blaxploitation genre.
Pamela Anderson
- The Tool Time girl from Home Improvement before her boob job
Paris Hilton
- Rich bitch
Pat Boone
- White bread singer proved to have a sense of humor when he donned biker garb to promote a CD where he covered some heavy metal.
Pat Buchanan
- Extreme right-wing politician with racist views. Wrote speeches for Nixon, was communications director for Reagan, challenged Bush I for the Republican presidencial nomination in 1992 and Dole in 1996. Ran as a 3rd party candidate in 2000.
Pat Nixon
- Tricky Dick's widow
Pat Robertson
- Founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network; Host of the 700 Club since 1966. He agreed with Jerry Falwell, that the ALCU and Americans allowing abortions contributed to God's wrath in destroying the World Trade Center.
Pat Summerall (FFF 2007)
- John Madden's broadcast partner for 21 years admits he became an alcoholic while broadcasting on TV and was living from drink to drink until his body broke down in 1994.
Patrick McGovern
- Built computer from scratch as teenager, got MIT scholarship, worked on college computer magazine. Launched International Data Group in 1964. Today IDG, with flagship Computerworld, publishes more than 300 magazines and newsletters in 85 countries.
Patrick Stewart
- Picard on Star Trek, TNG
Patrick Swayze
- Most famous roles were Johnny Castle in 'Dirty Dancing' and Sam Wheat in 'Ghost'. Following in his father's footsteps, he is an alcoholic (recovering).
Patsy Sherman
Accidentally invented Scotchgard. "We were trying to develop a new kind of rubber for jet aircraft fuel lines, when one of the lab assistants accidentally dropped a glass bottle that contained a batch of synthetic latex I had made. Some of the latex mixture splashed on the assistant's canvas tennis shoes and the result was remarkable."
Patty Andrews
- One of the Andrews Sisters singing group, famous for the songs "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" and "Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree"
Patty Duke
- Her eponymous TV show made her the youngest actress ever to have her own show.
Patty Hearst
- Was kidnapped in 1974 by the Symbionese Liberation Army. She sympathized with her captors, took the code name Tania, and joined forces with them to rob a bank.
Paul and Hans Riegel
- Brother duo behind Haribo, maker of cheerfully chewy Gummi Bears.
Paul Allen
- Co-founder of Microsoft and one of the richest men in the world. He owns the Portland Trailblazers and the Seattle Seahawks.
Paul Biya
- Independent Cameroon’s first dictator, Ahmadou Ahidjo, resigned after 22 years in power when his French doctors convinced him that he had a terminal illness. He didn’t, but by the time he realized this, his replacement, Paul Biya, was safely in place, and Ahidjo had to flee the country. Cameroon has the reputation of being one of the world’s most corrupt countries.
Paul Desmarais
- Bought his father's one-route Ontario bus company for a dollar in 1951; eventually built into Power Corp., a $14 billion financial services and communications giant. While sons Andre and Paul Jr. run the company, Paul Sr. collects Canadian art and hunts birds at his private estate in Quebec.
Paul Harvey
- Radio broadcaster who reads scripted stories about ordinary Americans and their struggle to deregulate industry and give large corporations the freedom to do good in the world. Born in 1918, so he's about ready for page two.
Paul Hogan
- Australian "ambassador". Crocodile Dundee flicks, pitchman for Australia and Subaru Outbacks. Famous for the line: "Now that's a knife."
Paul McCartney
- One of the best-known pop culture death rumors is the "Paul is Dead" phenomenon of the 1960s. The rumor was that McCartney had died in a car accident and that the Beatles had replaced him with a lookalike.
Paul Newman
- Those blue eyes are looking faded.
Paul Prudhomme
- Cajun cookbook writer and owner of K-Paul's, a great New Orleans restaurant.
Paul Reubens
- Reubens always said his CBS kid show Pee-wee's Playhouse wasn't so much for kids as for hungover college students.
Paul Sarbanes
- Senator from Maryland
Paul Simon
- Singer/song writer who seems to have a lot to live for. Married to the talented singer Edie Brickell and they have two young children.
Paul Wolfowitz
- G.W. Bush's Deputy Secretary of Defense. He is a neoconservative known for his hawkish views, passionate pro-Israel advocacy and staunch support for the war on Iraq.
Paula Jones
- She made a big deal about President Clinton exposing himself to her, then she chose to expose herself in both Penthouse and Playboy. She boxed Tonya Harding for $30,000 and mostly turned her head and ran away (2002).
Paula Poundstone
- She was arrested for molesting three girls under the age of 14 in June, 2001. Has been in rehab for being an alcoholic.
Pauly Shore
- Starred on MTV's 'Totally Pauly'. Appeared in '18 Again,' 'Sonny Bright,' 'Lost Angels,' 'Bio-Dome,' 'Jury Duty,' 'Son-in-law' and 'Encino Man'.
Penn State Nittany Lions
Pennsylvania Quakers
Penny Marshall
- AKA Laverne. You see her hanging out with Rosie O'Donnell, but never Cindy Williams.
Pepperdine Waves
Perry Farrell
- Front-man for Jane's Addiction, Porno For Pyros. Founder of Lollapalooza music festival.
Perry Richardson Bass
- Father Perry built on oil fortune inherited from uncle Sid Richardson. Lost a chunk of that fortune thanks to bad tech bets.
Pervez Musharraf
- Military dictator of Pakistan. Seized power in a 1999 coup. It looks like he dyes his hair with black shoe polish.
Pete Best
- Fired from The Beatles as they were on the verge of superstardom. He was replaced by Ringo Starr, who, unlikely though it may seem, was considered a better drummer. Sued the makers of Trivial Pursuit when the game incorrectly stated that he was dead.
Pete Rose
- Inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame for his guest spots at Wrestlemanias 14-16.
Pete Seeger
- Folk singer, greatest hits include "Abiyoyo" and "Turn, Turn, Turn"
Pete Townsend
- Pedophile guitarist for The Who
Peter Angelos
- Trial attorney and Baltimore Orioles owner
Peter Arnett
- A former CNN correspondent who covered 19 wars in his 40 year career as a reporter.
Peter Bart
- Editor of Variety
Peter Fonda
- Son of Henry Fonda, the brother of Jane Fonda and the father of Bridget Fonda.
Peter Lewis
- Took over father's insurance company in 1965; grew Progressive Corp. into the third-largest U.S. auto insurer by targeting high-risk drivers.
Peter Max
-Psychedelic art has featured Statues of Liberty. Painted "One Hundred Clintons" and "Forty Gorbys."
Peter Mayhew
- Played Chewbacca in Star Wars. Mayhew was a hospital orderly who was "discovered" standing head and shoulders above the rest of the staff in a newspaper photo -- he is seven feet, three inches tall.
Peter Nicholas and John Abele
- Partners cofounded medical device firm Boston Scientific, manufacturer of a wide range of products for minimally invasive surgery, including catheters, stents and balloons.
Peter Steele
- Frontman for Type O Negative
Peter Yarrow
- Peter of Peter, Paul & Mary. Wrote and sang ‘Puff, the Magic Dragon.’
Phil Brown
- Played Uncle Owen in the movie "Star Wars"
Phil Esposito
- Bruins legend, hockey hall of famer
Phil Jackson
- Big Chief Triangle
Phil Spector
- Producer of many artists, including the Ronettes, The Righteous Brothers, The Beatles, George Harrison, and John Lennon. Recently arrested on a murder charge.
Philadelphia 76ers
Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Flyers
Philadelphia Phillies
Philip Anschutz
- Oil and gas greased the tracks to railroad riches; rail led to a fortune in fiber optics. Secretive tycoon avoids media but loves entertainment: owns pro hockey's LA Kings, one-third of the LA Lakers, half of Major League Soccer.
Philip José Farmer
- Science fiction writer, author of the "Riverworld" series
Philip Knight
- Nike cofounder remains chairman, CEO, and president. Whipping-boy-in-chief for opponents of low-wage manufacturing in Asia. Stopped donating to alma mater U. of Oregon after it joined an antisweatshop organization.
Philippe Foriel-Destezet
- Suffered plunging fortunes in 2004 when Adecco, the Swiss employment agency of which he owns 18%, announced it was investigating possible accounting errors.
Phoenix Coyotes
Phoenix Suns
Phyllis Diller
- She's got a bad ticker and bad hair.
Phyllis Schlafly
- Lawyer/rabble rouser. Opponent of women's liberation.
Phyllis A. Whitney
- Author of adult and children's suspense novels. Titles include "Red Is for Murder", "The Mystery of the Gulls", "A Place for Ann", and "The Trembling Hills".
Pierre Bellon
- Visionary who turned a small Marseilles catering outfit into Sodexho Alliance, one of the world's largest catering companies, serving up tasties to an astonishingly diverse list of institutions from Morehouse College to the Swedish army.
Pierre Cardin (FFF 2007)
- Designer who, when questioned about being involved in child labor practices, replied, "Is it worse to place a child in front of a TV all day or teach them a trade to work their mind and skills? I don't know if we exploit children."
Pincus Green
- With Marc Rich, commodities traders who fled to Europe after being indicted for manipulating U.S. oil system, trading with Iran during hostage crisis, and evading taxes. Residing in Switzerland since 1983. The partners are reluctant to return to U.S. despite receiving pardons from Clinton in 2001. Green retired after heart trouble 1992.
Pittsburgh Panthers
Pittsburgh Penguins
Pittsburgh Pirates
Pittsburgh Steelers
Pope Bendict XVI
- John Paul II's successor, first Nazi pope.
Portland Pilots
Portland State Vikings
Portland Trail Blazers
Prince
- Semi-androgynous Dionysian ultra-hipster musician
Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
- The Syracuse University-educated Saudi prince is still the wealthiest single investor outside the U.S., despite a drop in value of many of his American-based holdings.
Prince Charles
- Heir to the throne. A poor deadpool pick due to the longevity of his parents and grandmother.
Prince Philip
- Originally a Prince of Greece and Denmark. Known as Lieutenant Philip Mountbatten before marrying Princess Elizabeth (Queen Elizabeth II) in 1947. It was revealed in October 2007 that for the past 15 years he has been suffering from a heart condition.
Princeton Tigers
Providence Friars
Puff Daddy
- Rapper, fashion designer, in good with a jury. He’ll be the subject of "I’ll be missing you, too" some time soon.
Purdue Boilermakers
Queen Elizabeth II
- The current monarch of England. Her late mother's longevity suggests she may have 20 years left in her yet.
Qwest
- In a desperate battle with Verizon. Qwest has had a tumultuous time lately, including a single day when its stock lost 57% of its market value. Former CEO Joe Nacchio stepped down in 2004, and now the SEC is charging the company with massive fraud designed to mislead the investing public about the company's revenue and growth.