Skeleton Crew

Team Owner: 
Joe Casaletto

Franchise Fogeys:
Chuck Berry, Meinhardt Raabe, Sammy Baugh

Bounty Hunters:
Angelina Jolie, Donald Trump, Steve Ballmer

Deathwish: 
Bernard Law, Chuck Norris, Oliver North

Manchurian Candidates:
Harry Morgan, Joe Garagiola, Nancy Reagan

Zombies: 
Ronald Reagan, Jesus, Dale Earnhardt

RIP

Pleshette  Ledger Buckley
Gary Gygax Richard Widmark Charlton Heston
BOUNTY HUNTER
Steve Ballmer

ROSTER

Fogeylist:

AirTran Airways
- In better shape than most arilines. Chief executive Joe Leonard told federal lawmakers they should let some of his competitors fail. Known as ValuJet before the 1996 Florida Everglades crash.
Akihito
- Acceded to the throne as Japan's Emperor on January 7, 1989, upon the demise of his father Hirohito.
Akira Mori
- Japan's leading real estate mogul.
Amar Bose
- MIT grad with Ph.D. in electrical engineering started Bose Corp. in 1964.
Andy Richter
- Conan O'Brien's sidekick
Andy Rooney (FFF 2007)
- Didja ever wake up with pennies on your eyes? I hate that...
Angela Davis
- Black Panther, teacher, professor
Angela Lansbury (FFF 2006)
- Actress and singer; starred in movies "Gaslight" 1944, "The Picture of Dorian Gray" 1945, "The Manchurian Candidate" 1962, "Beauty and the Beast" 1991, television series "Murder, She Wrote" 1984-1996.
Angelina Jolie
- Her childhood ambition was to become a funeral director. She once hired a hitman to kill her, so her family would not think it was a suicide. The hitman talked her out of it. In the June 2001 Rolling Stone she said that during her very early teens she started "thinking about not wanting to be around. It was when the reality of life set in, the reality of surviving." Also, Angelina used to hurt herself during her early teens. She explained in a 2000 Maxim article, "You're young, you're crazy, you're in bed and you've got knives. So shit happens."
Angelo Dundee
- Trainer of Muhammad Ali and Sugar Ray Leonard.
Angie Dickinson
- Specialized in smart, sexy, tough-minded women. Most famous as Sgt. 'Pepper' Anderson in the TV series Police Woman (1974-78). Her best-known movie role may be as the plucky Feathers in Rio Bravo (1959) with John Wayne and Dean Martin. She played Frank Sinatra's estranged wife in Ocean's Eleven (1960) and had a cameo in the 2001 remake, which featured Julia Roberts in Dickinson's old role.
Beck
- Born Beck Hansen on July 8, 1970. The quirky rocker first became known in 1994 with the smash hit "Loser."
Ben Bradlee
- Editor of the Washington Post from 1965-91. 
Ben Stein
- Deadpanned his way through Comedy Central's "Win Ben Stein's Money." Played bit parts in movies and in Republican administrations.
Ben Vereen
- A famously versatile song-and-dance man. Starred on Broadway and played Chicken George in the TV miniseries Roots (1977). Hit by a car in 1992. 
Benjamin Netanyahu
- Politically dead, yet he lives on. Former prime minister of Israel.
Benny Hinn
- Television preacher and faith healer.
Benoit Mandelbrot
- Originated what is now known as fractal geometry. In addition to the discovery of fractals in mathematics, he showed that fractals can be found in many places in nature, leading to entire new fields of exploration in turbulence and also some aspects of chaos theory.
Bernard Arnault
- Luxury-goods king created and still manages the sprawling LVMH luxury-goods empire that includes everything from Louis Vuitton bags to Moët champagne to TAG Heuer watches.
Bernard Ecclestone
- Owns 25% of Formula One
Bernard Law
- Archbishop of Boston. Repeatedly refused to step down despite pressure from scores of Catholics, priests, and politicians amid a growing scandal involving sexual abuse by priests.
Bob Dole
- Long-time senator and presidential candidate in 1996.
Bob Dylan
- Did his best stuff in the 60's, but still hangin' in there. But he is suffering from histoplasmosis, an infection that swells the sac around the heart. 
Bob Einstein
- AKA Super Dave Osborne, the world's favorite comedy stuntman.
Bob Eubanks
- Had so many facelifts, he now has to unbutton his vest to eat a cheeseburger.
Burt Bacharach
- Songwriter, wrote "Magic Moments", "What's New Pussycat?", "Close To You", "What the World Needs Now", "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head", and dozens of others including "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"; lately been collaborating with Elvis Costello.
Burt Reynolds
- Made a recent comeback in Boogie Nights. First male centerfold for Cosmopolitan. Ex-husband of Judy Carne and Loni Anderson, former SO of Dinah Shore and Sally Field.
Burton Richter
- Co-Discoverer of J/psi particle
Busta Rhymes
- His catchy single "Woo-Hah!! Got You All In Check" broke into the US Top 10 in 1996.
Butler Bulldogs
Buzz Aldrin
- Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin was the second man to walk on the moon. Gets very angry if anyone says the moon landings were faked. Will this lead to a fatal heart-attack?
C. Everett Koop
- Former Surgeon General
Charlton Heston
- How long before someone really is prying the gun from his cold dead hands?
Christina Aguilera
- She lives in the shadow of Britney Spears. Her self-titled debut album sold 7x Platinum.
Christine and John McVie
- Christine wrote Bill Clinton's election theme music, "Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow)." Her brother John was bassist for Fleetwood Mac.
Christopher Walken
- Scariest face in showbiz
Chrysler
- They sell most of their vehicles in North America and have little global presence. Its new owner, private equity firm Cerberus Capital Management, could look for other options to get a return on its investment, such as selling off the company in pieces.
Chubby Checker
- Sang and danced "The Twist" in the early '60s.
Chuck Barris
- Gong Show host and creator also gave us The Dating Game & The Newlywed Game.
Chuck Berry (FFF 2005)
- Born October 18, 1926. John Lennon said of him: 'If you were going to give rock and roll another name, you might call it Chuck Berry.'
Chuck Daly
- Coached a total of 14 NBA seasons with the Cleveland Cavaliers, Detroit Pistons, New Jersey Nets, and Orlando Magic. Also coached the original 1992 Olympic Dream Team.
Chuck Noll
- The only coach to win four Super Bowls, Noll took over the mediocre Pittsburgh Steelers in 1969 and built the team into a football dynasty.
Chuck Norris
- He has black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, and is founder of Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way"). Mr. Norris has also practiced Judo, Shito-Ryu Karate, and Brazilian Jujutsu. He is also creator of The United Fighting Arts Federation (UFAF). He is an honorary police officer who actually goes in on raids with his local law enforcement.
Continental Airlines
- 9/11 and the incessant climb in fuel prices have left several major carriers in bad financial shape.
Corey Feldman
- In half the movies he's in the guy is trying to be like Michael Jackson. He's wearing the same clothes and trying to do the dance moves! In other movies he's sporting a goatee and being "Corey Toughguy".
Corey Haim
- All he did was meet some hot looking girl and make out with her for half the film in every movie he was in. He wasn't funny, and never seemed too bright. Corey's career can be summed up in a few words: preppy shirts and spiked hair.
Dean White
- Workaholic entrepreneur joined dad's billboard business in 1946, took over in 1952. Sold billboard business for $960 million 1998. 
Delta Air Lines
- US Airways is in the midst of a bid to acquire Delta.
Detroit Lions
Detroit Pistons
Detroit Red Wings
Detroit Tigers
Detroit Titans
Diahann Carroll
- This classy actress/singer dazzled the Broadway critics and then won the prestigious title role on the ground-breaking TV sitcom "Julia."
Diana Ross
- Supreme, later became a major solo singer and may be the inspiration for Michael Jackson's look.
Diane Sawyer
- TV news journalist who loves Nixon
Dianne Feinstein
- California's senior Senator
Dick Beals
- Speedy Alka-Seltzer's voice actor
Donald Trump
- There's no escaping him. His name appears in neon lights atop his casinos, on the sides of his personal aircraft and on labels of bottled water, and of course on TV's "The Apprentice".
Donna Douglas
- Elly Mae Clampett
Donna Karan
- Puts the DK in DKNY
Eli Broad
- Founder of prefab housing manufacturer KB Home and insurer Sun America. Contemporary-art buff (Jasper Johns, Andy Warhol, Jeff Koons).
Eli Wallach
- He has appeared in many, many movies in a long Hollywood career, including "Baby Doll", "The Magnificent Seven", "The Misfits", and "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" 
Elisabeth Bumiller
- New York Times Washington correspondent
Eliza Gladys Milvina Dean
- Here she is, the last Titanic survivor. She was only 10 weeks old at the time.
Elizabeth Dole
- With a husband at home hopped up on Viagra, what's a woman to do? If you're Liddy Dole, you get out of the house and run for Senator.
Elizabeth Taylor (FFF 2006)
- Movie star and only friend of Michael Jackson. She has broken her back four times, had surgery for a brain tumour, and was once pronounced dead during the filming of "Cleopatra". She has been married 94 times.
Elon Phoenix
F. Lee Bailey
- One of the nation's foremost defense attorneys. Has represented such infamous clients as O.J. Simpson, Patricia Hearst, and the Boston Strangler.
F. Murray Abraham
- Actor played Salieri in Amadeus 
Gary Glitter
- British glam rock star of the 1970s. Pled guilty to a string of child pornography charges in 1999. He then went to Cambodia, but was expelled from there, before settling in Vietnam, where he was arrested in November 2005 for having sex with underage girls. If found guilty, he potentially faces the death sentence.
Gary Gygax
- He singlehandedly defined the modern nerd. Invented 'Dungeons and Dragons' game (1974).
Gavin MacLeod
- The Mary Tyler Moore Show and The Love Boat 
Geddy Lee
- Rush vocalist and bass player
Geezer Butler
- Bass player for Black Sabbath
Gene Hackman
- Made many movies, but first got noticed in The French Connection.
Gene Robinson
- Openly gay Episcopalian bishop
Harold McGraw III
- CEO of McGraw-Hill
Harrison Ford
- He flies a little prop-engine plane, just like John Denver.
Harrison McCain
- Sounds like a presidential candidate; actually he's the founding chairman of McCain Foods, largest french fry maker in the world for 46 years. Following push into Asia in 2002, McCain now stocks supermarket freezers with egg rolls and wontons, along with fries, frozen pizzas and juice.
Harry Belafonte
- Best known for singing the "Banana Boat Song" with its signature lyric "Day-O". 
Harry Dean Stanton
- Versatile character actor born in 1926. Has appeared in films such as "The Green Mile", "Repo Man" and "Paris, Texas." 
Harry Morgan (FFF 2007)
- Col. Potter on M*A*S*H*
Harvard Crimson
Harvey Keitel
- Looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.
Harvey Korman
- The Carol Burnett Show, Blazing Saddles
Hassan Nasrallah
- The current Secretary General of the Lebanese political party group Hezbollah.
Ibrahim Jafari
- A medic and spokesman of the Shiite fundamentalist Dawa party, the oldest Islamist movement in Iraq. Became the new Prime Minister of Iraq in the Iraqi Transitional Government following the elections of January 2005.
Ice T
- Rap pioneer, whose track "6 N The Morning" has been credited with launching the whole gangsta rap movement. His real name is the comical Tracy Marrow.
Idaho State Bengals
Iggy Pop
- Almost single-handedly created an entire genre of music. Has all the requisite drug problems you'd expect from a punk rocker.
James Arness
- Star of TV show "Gunsmoke"
James Baker III
- Undersecretary of Commerce under Gerald Ford. Lost race for Texas Attorney General in 1978. Appointed Secretary of State by George H.W. Bush. White House Chief of Staff for Ronald Reagan. As Secretary of the Treasury in the mid- and late-1980s, Baker took no action on the emerging savings & loan crisis, leaving the situation to explode under his successor's watch. Gave Saddam the impression the U.S. had no opinion on Iraq's dispute with Kuwait in 1990. Bush team's media front man in 2000 election fiasco. Was attending annual conference for the Carlyle Group with representatives of Osama bin Laden's family on 9/11/01. Finagled a billion-dollar investment in the Carlyle Group from the Kuwaiti government. Baker's law firm is the legal council defending the Saudi Arabian government in a lawsuit filed by families of those killed in the 9/11 attacks. Appointed to the unpaid position of "special envoy" on Iraq in 2003.
James Brady
- White House Press Sec'y shot by John Hinckley
James Earl Jones
- "Best heard" as Darth Vader, currently in Verizon commercials
James France
- Billionaire son of racing legend Bill France, Sr. The family controls half the tracks in the Nextel Cup circuit via publicly traded International Speedway.
James Garner
- Maverick, lots of other TV and now a non-smoker
James Hetfield
- Singer from Metallica. He and the James Taylor are gonna die. Possibly by each other's hands.
James Kim
- Son of Korean chipmaker started Amkor Technology as U.S. marketing arm of father's Anam Industrial, provides semiconductor packaging, testing. Also owns stake in Electronics Boutique, mall kiosk operator started by wife, Agnes.
Joe Cocker
- His unique stage presence was spoofed by John Belushi. Lots of drug and alcohol problems.
Joe Garagiola
- Former MLB catcher and broadcaster now serves as GM of the Diamondbacks.
Joe Jackson
- Bald singer of "Is She Really Going Out With Him?"
Joe Jackson
- Michael's daddy, used to hand out beatdowns to the Jackson 5.
Joe Morgan
- The greatest second baseman of his generation. Morgan helped spark the top of the lineup for The Big Red Machine, and won two MVP awards. 
Joe Namath
- Guaranteed the Jets would beat the Baltimore Colts in 1969. Told interviewer Suzy Kolber, "I'd like to kiss you."
Joe Paterno
- After 16 years as an assistant coach, he was rewarded with the head coaching job at Penn State in 1966. 
Joe Pesci
- Typecast as a little menacing Italian with a squeaky voice.
Joe Piscopo 
- Regular on Saturday Night Live (1980-84). Left his wife of 20 years to marry his son's baby sitter. It is believed he uses steroids.
Joe Ricketts
- Ex-broker started investment bank in Omaha 1971; turned to discount brokerage four years later. First to offer automated telephone trades 1988. Ameritrade carried out world's first online trade 1995. Bought rivals Datek and mydiscountbroker.com.
Joe Torre
- He is the only manager to win 14 straight World Series games (1996 - 2000). It is rare for any of his players (past or present) badmouth him.
Joe Walsh
- 70's singer/songwriter, one of the Eagles
Joel Grey
- Signature role was the emcee in the Broadway musical Cabaret.
June Havoc
- Actress in movies such as "Four Jacks and a Jill", "My Sister Eileen", and "Gentlemen's Agreement" 
K.C. Jones
- Defensive standout with the fabled Celtics dynasty of the late 1950s and 1960s. After retiring was a low-key coach with six teams.
Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Royals
Kansas Jayhawks
Lauren Bacall
- Married to Humphrey Bogart and, later, to Jason Robards
Lech Walesa
- Polish electrician, trade union activist, human rights fighter and politician. He founded Solidarity, the Soviet bloc's first independent trade union, won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1983, and served as President of Poland from 1990 to 1995.
Lee McPhail
- Former president of baseball's American League
Lee Meriwether
- Miss America 1954. One of the most prominent TV character actresses and game show contestants of the 1960's and 1970's.
Lee Seng Wee
- A well-known philanthropist, he has given away millions through his Lee Foundation for schools. Fortune comes from Overseas-Chinese Banking Corp., one of the largest in Singapore.
Lee Shau Kee
- Hong Kong real estate baron
Lehigh Mountain Hawks
Leif Garrett
- 1970s teen idol arrested for drugs about 5 million times.
Lemmy Kilmister
- Lemmy originally wanted to name the band Bastard, but settled on Motorhead, which is slang for speed freak. He has some of the nastiest moles on his face that you will ever see.
Lena Horne
- Singer known for her version of "Stormy Weather". Appeared in the movie "The Wiz".
Leon Levine
- Penny-pinching economy means booming business for Levine's Family Dollar Stores.
Leon Spinks
- Leon was known to be a party animal during his period as world heavyweight champion. He even hired a young Mr. T to be one of his bodyguards during that time. As of 2006 Leon is living on welfare and handouts.
Louisiana Lafayette Ragin Cajuns
Louisiana Monroe Indians
Louisiana State Tigers
Maya Angelou
- Poet and civil rights activist. She was raped at eight by her mother's boyfriend and chronicled it in 'I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.'
McNeese State Cowboys
Meadowlark Lemon
- As the "Clown Prince" of the Harlem Globetrotters for 24 seasons, Meadowlark Lemon played in more than 7,500 consecutive games for the red, white, and blue.
Meinhardt Raabe
- Played the Munchkin coroner in "The Wizard of Oz" 
Mel Ferrer
- Played Phillip Erikson on the TV series "Falcon Crest" 
Mel Gibson
- Movie star who has suffered depression and was suicidal. It looks like he has won his battle with alcoholism and skirt-chasing and moved on to religious fanatacism.
Meles Zenawi
- In 1998, he subjected Ethiopia to an unnecessary border war with Eritrea that caused thousands of deaths. He agreed to international arbitration to settle the border, but when the Eritrea-Ethiopia Boundary Commission ruled against him, Meles refused to abide by the decision.
Melinda Gates
- Bill's wife gives her time and efforts to many charitable causes.
Melvin Simon
- Runs Simon Property, America's largest shopping-mall empire.
Memphis Grizzlies
Milwaukee Bucks
Minnesota Golden Gophers
Minnesota Timberwolves
Muqtada al-Sadr
- The 31-year-old radical cleric in Najaf, Iraq who has his own militia. 
Naguib Mahfouz
- Eqyptian writer, "The Cairo Trilogy", winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature 
Nan Tucker McEvoy
- Modest heiress to San Francisco Chronicle empire started by grandfather, Michael H. de Young. Called only liberal in family: Peace Corps deputy director, New York Herald Tribune reporter, abortion clinic founder. Family revenge: forced her from Chronicle board 1995; company sold against her wishes in 1999. Now concentrating on thriving organic olive oil business started north of San Francisco.
Nancy Kassebaum 
- US Senator from Kansas 1979-97
Nancy Reagan
- Despite being pro-family values, she was three months pregnant when she married Ronald Reagan (March 4, 1952). Ronald calls her 'Mommy.' Appeared as herself in an episode of 'Diff'rent Strokes' (March 19, 1983).
Nancy Sinatra
- She posed fully nude in Playboy at 54 years old (1995). Recorded 'These Boots are Made For Walking'.
Ohio State Buckeyes
Oklahoma Sooners
Oklahoma State Cowboys
Oksana Bajul
- World champion figure skater
Olav Thon 
- Over the years has amassed a real estate fortune. His $607 million Olav Thon Gruppen owns 320 properties in Norway and 18 abroad.
Oliver North
- Marine lieutenant colonel assigned to the National Security Council staff beginning in 1981 until he was fired on November 25, 1986. Was the White House official most directly involved in secretly aiding the contras, selling arms to Iran, and diverting Iran arms sales proceeds to the contras. 
Oliver Stone
- Movie director sees conspiracies everywhere. This contest is out to get him though. Born 1946. Directed and wrote 'JFK,' 'Wall Street,' 'Nixon,' 'Any Given Sunday,' 'Born on 4th of July,' 'The Doors,' 'Natural Born Killer,' and 'Platoon'. Wrote 'Scarface' and 'Conan The Barbarian'.
Olivia de Havilland
- Actress, played Maid Marion to Erol Flynn's Robin Hood, twice portrayed the Queen Mother.
Olivia Newton-John
- Starred in 'Grease,' 'Two of a Kind' and 'Xanadu'. She is a breast cancer survivor and did charity work in that field.
Ollen Smith
- Former stock-car driver opened Charlotte Motor Speedway in 1960; bankrupt two years later. Better luck next go-round. Took Speedway Motorsports public in 1995; stake now worth nearly $900 million. Also owns car dealerships, repair shops. 
Phil Jackson
- Big Chief Triangle
Phil Spector
- Producer of many artists, including the Ronettes, The Righteous Brothers, The Beatles, George Harrison, and John Lennon. Recently arrested on a murder charge.
Philadelphia 76ers
Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Flyers
Philadelphia Phillies
Philip Anschutz
- Oil and gas greased the tracks to railroad riches; rail led to a fortune in fiber optics. Secretive tycoon avoids media but loves entertainment: owns pro hockey's LA Kings, one-third of the LA Lakers, half of Major League Soccer. 
Richard Schulze
- Founder of electronics retailer Best Buy started with stereo store in Minnesota in 1966. Unloaded unprofitable Musicland subsidiary (Sam Goody and Suncoast) last year just before lawsuit alleging deceptive sales practices.
Richard Simmons
- Exercise guru
Richard Todd
- Irish character actor seen in scores of 1950s and 1960s adventure and military films.
Richard Widmark
- Played psychotic killer Tommy Udo in "Kiss of Death". Also appeared in "Judgement at Nuremburg", "The Bedford Incident", "Madigan", "The Long Ships" and many other movies.
Richmond Spiders
Rick Hendrick
- Charlotte car dealer and NASCAR team owner. Indicted by a federal grand jury on a conspiracy charge, one count of mail fraud and 13 counts of money laundering. Survived a rare form of leukemia.
Rip Torn
- Larry Sanders and Zed in Men in Black
Risë Stevens
- Opera singer, mezzo-soprano who sang for many years with the Metropolitan Opera in New York 
Rita Moreno
- Her role as Anita in West Side Story (1961) brought her fame. Attempted suicide in 1961. 
Rob Halford
- Left Judas Priest in 1991 and came out of the closet as a gay man.
Saleh bin Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi
- The eldest member of Saudi Arabia's powerful Al Rajhi clan. Was named in a trillion-dollar lawsuit filed by families of victims of 9-11. Both he and his bank are accused of financing terrorism. Reportedly has 60 children.
Sally Field
- TV's Gidget and Flying Nun. Former SO of Burt Reynolds. Her infamous Oscar speech included the phrase, “you like me, right now you like me!” 
Sally Ride
- She was the 1st American woman in space and never complained about the space helmet messing up her hairdo.
Sally Struthers
- Gloria on All in the Family
Salman Rushdie
- Author of "The Satanic Verses" and "Buddha, You Fat-Ass Loser". Condemned to death by the former Iranian spiritual leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini on February 14,1989. The fatwa was reaffirmed by the new Ayatollah in early 2005.
Sam Houston State Bearkats
Sam Walton's children
- Sam Walton was the founder of Wal-Mart. His family is no longer in day-to-day control, but still owns 38 percent of stock. Rob is chairman of board, also vintage auto enthusiast. Jim heads the family's banking activities. Horse enthusiast Alice lives on Texas ranch.
Samford Bulldogs
Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano
- Former boss of the Gambino crime family. He dropped out of the witness protection program. In 2000 he was arrested on federal drug charges, allegedly buying 40,000 tablets of ecstasy.
Sammy Baugh
- Football legend "Slingin' Sammy" Baugh played for TCU and was with the Washington Redskins from 1937-1952.
Stephen Jarislowsky
- Started Montreal-based money manager Jarislowsky, Fraser in 1955. Today the firm manages $32 billion for pension funds and high-net-worth individuals. He's also a separatist, with a twist: believes Montreal should split from both Canada and Quebec and become city-state, a la Hong Kong. Owns private island.
Stephen Speilberg
- Film mogul
Steve Ballmer
- Detroit native Ballmer dropped out of Stanford M.B.A. program to join Harvard classmate Bill Gates 1980. Running Microsoft day-to-day since 1998. Has been shedding pounds while increasing workload.
Steve Burd
- Unionbusting CEO of Safeway supermarkets
Steve-O
- Stapled his scrotum on 'Jackass'. Birth name is Stephen Gilchrist Glover.
Steve Jobs
- CEO of NeXT, "interim" CEO of Apple, and way rich since Pixar made it big.
Steve Wozniak
- Co-founder of Apple Computer
Stjepan Mesic
- President of Croatia
Stone Phillips
- Blow-dried news reader
Stony Brook Seawolves
Stuart Scott
- ESPN sportscaster who heavily utilizes ebonics
Tina Turner
- Great singing survivor, says she's retired.
Tiong Hiew King
- Controls the Rimbunan Hijau group, a timber giant with concessions in Papua New Guinea, central Africa, Brazil, New Zealand and Malaysia. In the past decade he's also become a media mogul whose properties include Chinese language newspapers in Malaysia and Hong Kong.
Tipper Gore
- Al Gore's wife. Founded the rock n' roll censorship group PMRC.
Tippi Hedren
- Melanie Griffifth's mom. Her most famous role was starring in Alfred Hitchcock's movie The Birds.
US House - Any current Representatives from Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, or Georgia.
US House - Any current Representatives from California.
US House - Any current Representatives from Florida, Hawaii, Idaho, or Iowa.
Viggo Mortensen
- Aragorn in Lord of the Rings
Viktor Yushchenko
- President of Ukraine. His enemies poisoned him with the toxic chemical dioxin.
Villanova Wildcats
Vin Scully
- Broadcasting Dodgers games since 1950
Virginia Cavaliers
Virginia Commonwealth University Rams
Virginia Tech Hokies
Vivian Wu
- Took over as the second chairman ever of Yulon, Taiwan's first auto company, after husband and company founder Ching-Ling Yen died in 1981. Yulon, founded in 1953, split last year into Yulon Motors, focused on building cars for the domestic Taiwanese market, and Yulon-Nissan, which helps Nissan develop in mainland China.
Vladimir Putin
- Russian President. President Bush calls him "Pootie Poot".
William F. Buckley Jr.
- Right-wing syndicated columnist and founder of National Review.
William Kennedy
- Ironweed and The Cotton Club
William Perry
- One of the fattest NFL players ever. Competed in Nathan's hot dog eating contest in 2003 and lost to a skinny Japanese guy.
Yogi Berra
- Yankees' catcher from the late '40s to early '60s. Won more World Series (10) than any other baseball player. Author of "I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said"
Yoko Ono
- Married to John Lennon


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