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Al Queda Fudge Packers 2002 Season Recap (4-5 Q)

All was not well for Al-Queda in 2002. The Central American public who had embraced the team in the early years turned on them after they failed to make the playoffs two years after winning it all.
Coach Mini-Me sent the team to Istanbul to be closer to his evil contacts. Morale quickly dropped with the team's supply of Flutie Flakes cut off. Soon after the team's name was changed, the players had an intervention and decided to quit. The loss of their team threw the entire Al Queda organization into disarray. The most noticeable result of this is the complete lack of any terrorist attacks for some time now.

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Week 9: Fudge Packers 76, Suicides 43

Seoul's theme song is "Taps", but it was the Fudge Packers who decided to end it all after this game by disbanding their team.

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Week 7: Felons 68, Fudge Packers 29

New coach Robert Blake didn't have to bust a cap in anybody's ass this week. NY got a big win over their most hated rivals.

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Week 6: Muckrackers 80, Fudge Packers 38

Mini-Me put on a Colts sweatshirt, headed into the post game press conference, and said in his most maniacal Jim Mora voice: "Playoffs? Playoffs?!? We suck!" over and over again.

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Week 5: Walleyes 76, Fudge Packers 46

Walleye coach Tom Arnold thinks he has found the purpose of his meaningless life after his team got high score in the league for the second straight week.

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Week 3: Fudge Packers 58, Road Rage 40

The Fudge Packers' biggest fan club is called "The EndZone Boys"!

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Week 2: Fudge Packers 71, Princesses 21

Is it any wonder they don't let Prince Charles become king? Charles stockpiled some chemical weapons in anticipation for this week's battle against Al Queda, then accidentally unleashed them on his own home team fans.

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Week 1: Infidels 65, Interns 36

To assure that they would not lose a game because of a thrown helmet penalty, the Interns played the game without helmets, jock straps, socks, or protective padding. The players complained, but coach Monica Lewinsky told them to just suck it up. "Real men don't use protection anyway," she said.

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Instanbul Infidels 2002 Training Camp Report

The team tried to sneak out of town, but barely made it out of Tijuana alive last week. Mini-Me came up with a dastardly plan to recover from the financial setback of having their stadium burned and all of their equipment looted. The Infidels dug up the Taco Bell Dog's corpse and ransomed it for a billion dollars.
Tijuana wouldn't give in though, and there was a standoff between the heavily armed team, holed up a Central American cave, and angry fans outside the cave entrance. Then Mini-Me raised the ransom to ONE MILLION dollars and a chartered flight to Istanbul. Tired of dealing with Edge - who has become addicted to Flutie Flakes once again - and wanting to get back to their drinking, the town put up the ransom.

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Central American Chalupas 2001 Season Recap (5-9 RS)

No team had a more Jeckyll-and-Hyde season in 2001 than the Chalupas. Central America started the season 0-5, as player-coach Edgerrin James' intimidation tactics clearly had ceased to work in his third season on the job. Edge was stripped of his coaching duties and replaced with Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies. The Chalupas soon turned it around and became the hottest team in the league, winning 5 of their last 7 to finish at 5-9. Once seemingly destined to become the first JCFFL champ to fall into the Toilet Bowl, they got to within one game out of the playoffs with two weeks left despite averaging under 50 points a game. Unfortunately, there would be no Cinderella ending for these Chalupas as they lost their final two games to fall out of contention.

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Central American Chickens 2000 Season Recap (8-7 1R L)

Central America came out of the gates stumbling in their championship defense with two straight losses. But the Chalupas-turned-Chickens benefited from one of the league's easiest schedules, piling up a 8-1 record against the bottom feeders of the league. But the team didn't have the same passion as they did during their championship year - whether it be the lack of gang wars with New York or the absence of Flutie, it just wasn't there. When it came to the big games, Central America was 0-6 [including playoffs], not winning a single game against teams in the top half of the league.

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Tijuana Teletubbies 1999 Season Recap (12-4 SB W)

It was a season of glory and tragedy for the Tijuana JailBreaks/Teletubbies. Tijuana won it all, becoming the first team to take home the new JCFFL Super Bowl trophy -- but not without paying a heavy price.  They spent the entire season engaged in ongoing feuds with other teams off the field.  The Road Rage forcibly changed Tijuana's team name from JailBreaks to Teletubbies, but the team's main rivals in 1999 were the Queens, NYC Drug Lords.  A vicious, season-long gang war with them cost Tijuana their stadium and later the life of franchise player/coach/team leader Dougie Fresh Flutie.

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Tijuana JailBreaks 1998 Season Recap (6-8 RS)

The JailBreaks are one of four international teams who did not make the playoffs. Tijuana's downfall may be attributed to their coach, Rico Suave. Coach Suave once traded for Doug Flutie solely to obtain Flutie Flakes, which he thought was the latest drug craze.
When Suave found out they were just wheat flakes, he walked out on the team in disgust and demanded the players bring him some real drugs. Cris Carter attempted to lace the flakes with flour and call them the newest drug out on the market, but Suave, a master of the field, instantly knew of the trickery.

Team Owner
		Lorne Neff is now funding the Al Quaida and NY Dave thug network irradication and the buildup for the invasion of Iraq with drug operations funneled through Asia via Istanbul. ICQ: 22170710, AOL pager: lwneff, Yahoo pager: lwn51